help! I'm a wannabe middle hitter!

Bro Mo

Addicted to Softballfans
So like, I changed teams this year, I will spear all the drama, but I hate the stuck up sum-bishes!

I can hit middle pretty good in the indoor cages and can clog up the machine pretty good by blasting it right back where it spits it out of, cause the teen girls to wait ever so long because the machine is broke..... BUT..........

Come game time, I can never hit it right at the pitchers face to bust their mouth open!

I know the text sounds like I am joking and trying to be SBF "funny", which I am, but I am also being serious.

I want to shoot middle in games, but I can't! I can do it during BP at indoor cages, but just can't in a game when I want to bust some trash talking punk in the mouth!

So seriously, if you can shoot middle at the cages or BP, how do you get better and have the bat control you can just do it at will during a game against a punk ass pitcher that dumped you from a team because they think they are great??? :confused:

Need help on in game tips! THANKS!
 
Can you pitch? Have some BP and some of us will show you how to hit gut! or should I say bust ya in the mouth! :cool:

not cool man all players even pitchers work the next day fella!
 

toon

Addicted to Softballfans
i recomend you pitching first and have someone go up the middle on you first so u can see how fast the balls come at you so close to the batter.
 

Bro Mo

Addicted to Softballfans
you little intrawebz hero's, i will knock it down yo throat! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION! You got all hard on being an intrawebz failure........... YOU FAIL....... nice responses for answering a SERIOUS question DOH, you little troll suck ass wannabes
 

DegoGiantsFan48

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Drop the bat, head to the parking lot and do it there. Cause I know if you shot middle purposely to hurt someone on my team, your catching like 20 hands to the mouth...IJS
 

Bro Mo

Addicted to Softballfans
Bring it, fools, bring it! I just snapped ace 7 off in a snowball tourney!!! Let me see what your easton cyclone gotz!
 

griffeyjr_1183

Star Player
you little intrawebz hero's, i will knock it down yo throat! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION! You got all hard on being an intrawebz failure........... YOU FAIL....... nice responses for answering a SERIOUS question DOH, you little troll suck ass wannabes


sounds like you suffer from little d*** syndrome.
 

Bro Mo

Addicted to Softballfans
Drop the bat, head to the parking lot and do it there. Cause I know if you shot middle purposely to hurt someone on my team, your catching like 20 hands to the mouth...IJS

EWWWW, TOUGH GUY, YOU MUST PLAY IN PRISION, EH??? :rolleyes: YEAH, THAT STUFF "REALLY" HAPPENS, MMMMM KAY, SURE, RIGHT, UH HUHH :rolleyes:
 

Bro Mo

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Stand off the plate and look for the outside pitch....Ive heard this works.....

Thank you, I have heard this the most...... I also heard you need to know the plate strike zone the best, so I will try this. The hard part is getting used to the angle of the strike zone. I will do this and go KILL THE BISH now :D
 

stork

Rocky Mountain Oyster aka DirtDog
Could this be? It's been so long since he has shown up. Thought maybe he went on to a knitting forum or something. :rolleyes:

Guess there is gay porn coming up soon eh BM?
 

Marko13

Active Member
Thank you, I have heard this the most...... I also heard you need to know the plate strike zone the best, so I will try this. The hard part is getting used to the angle of the strike zone. I will do this and go KILL THE BISH now :D

Sounds like the pitcher you wanna "kill" has been banging your old lady.....
 

Bro Mo

Addicted to Softballfans
Could this be? It's been so long since he has shown up. Thought maybe he went on to a knitting forum or something. :rolleyes:

no, my HAWT girlfriend went on that because she is an RN and she is always sewing your chizzo filled mouths up in the ER after I SHOOT MIDDLE harder than anything you have seen before!

Nice try, tough guy intrawebs hero :rolleyes:
 

warpath

BUTT****ING THE WORLD
Could this be? It's been so long since he has shown up. Thought maybe he went on to a knitting forum or something. :rolleyes:

Guess there is gay porn coming up soon eh BM?

Wow is this the guy, i've been waiting so long:rolleyes:
 

stork

Rocky Mountain Oyster aka DirtDog
no, my HAWT girlfriend went on that because she is an RN and she is always sewing your chizzo filled mouths up in the ER after I SHOOT MIDDLE harder than anything you have seen before!

Nice try, tough guy intrawebs hero :rolleyes:

You already said you can't hit middle IRL, so bring it. Here, I'll take 2 steps closer.
 

Bro Mo

Addicted to Softballfans
You already said you can't hit middle IRL, so bring it. Here, I'll take 2 steps closer.

well, ANSWER THE FRIGGIN QUESTION THEN! Um, it is in post one......... how CAN I shoot middle better??? Is your A.D.D. that bad you can't answer the question on the OSPB??? DUH! If so, GOD HELP YOUR BRAIN! :rolleyes: You did nothing to contribute positively to answering the question, but thank you for acting like a tough guy on the intrawebz :D Have a nice day
 

warpath

BUTT****ING THE WORLD
well, ANSWER THE FRIGGIN QUESTION THEN! Um, it is in post one......... how CAN I shoot middle better??? Is your A.D.D. that bad you can't answer the question on the OSPB??? DUH! If so, GOD HELP YOUR BRAIN! :rolleyes: You did nothing to contribute positively to answering the question, but thank you for acting like a tough guy on the intrawebz :D Have a nice day

Why are you getting all butthurt bud?
 
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