CrashDavus

Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Birthday
May 9, 1984 (Age: 39)
Bat(s) of Choice
Easton Salvo, Miken Maniac, Louisville Slugger SuperZ all ASA
Custom Username Color
Black
Gender
Male
Occupation
Professional Lollygagger.

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You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you?

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