Recent content by Joker

tell that guy to **** off and send it in

We got lucky and we're in front of all that. That **** happens at any scramble or less serious tournament.

It was a shotgun. There were teams that shot in the upper 80s and low 90s. At one point there was a 2.5 hole gap a few groups behind us.

Played a 2man scramble on Saturday. We shot -8 and so did another team. Everyone was waiting around getting ready for a playoff. The very last team comes in and posts a -11. I know it's hard to cheat in a 2man but it was horse****.

Just get some sort of ventus

73 today. even par my last 2 rounds at my home course won my 2nd round match play match 1 up with a birdie on 9 (started on 10)

I was -2. Had made birdie on 10 and 11. Made bogey on 15. Good birdie putt on 16 from 18'. Missed a 4 footer on 17 for par. Back to -1. Blew my nose on 18 tee and it started bleeding. Made par on 18 with a Kleenex in my nose to finish it off.

Followed yesterday up with a net 63 in our 2-man best ball. I shot 71 on my own ball. 1st time breaking par

Played a 2 man scramble today. We shot 37 on the front with 2 bogies. My partner says at the turn, "let's make 6 birdies on the back." We birdied the first 5 holes and then I rolled in a 25' putt on 18 to make the prophecy come true. Shot 30 on the back.

it's still there but M doesn't work for me

Rumor is Rickie is going too

It's not your issue that everyone else sucks worse

I holed out from 170 today for eagle. Never saw it fall cause it was uphill. Checked the hole and there it was

I played in a tourney Saturday and putted like ****. 37 putts. Missed 4 birdie putts under 10', three putted one of them. Played Sunday and drained everything. Made 5 or 6 putts all in that 10' range. All were to save par though. Golf is fun