If we do get flooded I will attach a transmitter beacon to the Rubber Dong and set it afloat. Tell the search parties to look for it. If the Dong is found, and I dont make it, you can keep it.
And I bet that you are the star of your co-ed team also. Just out there for the chicks, both arms barbwire tatted and im also guessing a sleeveless jersey with a douche bag nick name and the number 69