Hahaha. "The rose goes in the front meat" classic quote! or you could go with the Tin Cup: take your change out of your right pocket and put it in your left pocket; tie your right shoe in a double not; put your visor on backwards; now hit the ball!
Get somebody to record your at bats and figure out what you're doing wrong. Of course, you should never rule out the possibility that you might just suck.
2-25oz Budlights right before the game! Works like a charm!!
Started off the season batting .385 so I bought a new bat. After 15 years I refuse to admit that I never really was that good.