Only three months left....

[Kramit]

what would you do if the doctors only gave you three months left to live? they tell you this on June 1st and you will feel no effects from being ill but on day 91 you're dead. it has to be all softball related and you have a budget of $10,000. Do you visit SBF main store? Try to make a tourney team? try for worlds? Try to step out of rec league?

 

[OG_\FlyingPigs]

I will through a huge SBF Superdraft, and supply shaved bats.

 

[rhound50]

If I had 90 days left to live softball would not be that high on my list of things to do.

 

[CarlsbadDrew]

If I had 90 days left to live softball would not be that high on my list of things to do.

part of the OP said...

"it has to be all softball related and you have a budget of $10,000."

 

[ddoubler]

If I had 90 days left to live softball would not be that high on my list of things to do.

Finally someone has it right on here... I love to play ball and would undoubtedly play in those last 90 days, but I have other priorities I'd do before playing.

 

[CarlsbadDrew]

what would you do if the doctors only gave you three months left to live? they tell you this on June 1st and you will feel no effects from being ill but on day 91 you're dead. it has to be all softball related and you have a budget of $10,000. Do you visit SBF main store? Try to make a tourney team? try for worlds? Try to step out of rec league?

I would play non stop and try to hit the ball as far as I could at every AB. I would also order some worldshottestbats specials and swing away! ijs...

 

[Jhall24]

what would you do if the doctors only gave you three months left to live? they tell you this on June 1st and you will feel no effects from being ill but on day 91 you're dead. it has to be all softball related and you have a budget of $10,000. Do you visit SBF main store? Try to make a tourney team? try for worlds? Try to step out of rec league?

I buy 5 drifits with my number on them, then I buy $5000 in coke, $4500 in *****s, and $30 worth of eye black. Just to keep it softball related.

 

[CarlsbadDrew]

Finally someone has it right on here... I love to play ball and would undoubtedly play in those last 90 days, but I have other priorities I'd do before playing.

I think this was meant to be a fun thread newb. I think it's safe to assume EVERYONE here would have plans that didn't include softball in their last days on earth.

 

[Kramit]

If I had 90 days left to live softball would not be that high on my list of things to do.

Finally someone has it right on here... I love to play ball and would undoubtedly play in those last 90 days, but I have other priorities I'd do before playing.

reading comprehension is not too strong on this board

 

[CarlsbadDrew]

reading comprehension is not too strong on this board

Thread hijackers!

 

[Kramit]

I buy 5 drifits with my number on them, then I buy $5000 in coke, $4500 in *****s, and $30 worth of eye black. Just to keep it softball related.

playing between the lines eh?

 

[Jhall24]

playing between the lines eh?

Like what you did here.

 

[sophat34]

I'm going with juice and batting coach... I want a 450' bomb on video attached to my name before I kick off.

 

[AJ22]

what would you do if you had one summer to do whatever you wanted to do with $10,000 cash in a 3 month span (3 months = 90 days) ?? It has to be all softball related and you have a budget of $10,000. Do you visit SBF main store? Try to make a tourney team? try for worlds? Try to step out of rec league?Keep in mind if you do not use the $10,000 cash for softball, you lose the $10,000 ..

FIXED ..

Carry on ..

 

[CarlsbadDrew]

I buy 5 drifits with my number on them, then I buy $5000 in coke, $4500 in *****s, and $30 worth of eye black. Just to keep it softball related.

You could pitch for all your remaining games and have a "rosen" bag near you at all times. Perfect.

 

[rat bastard]

find and bang every girl in the Hot girls of the day thread

 

[Jhall24]

You could pitch for all your remaining games and have a "rosen" bag near you at all times. Perfect.

Im always thinking

 

[mychal]

I'd bang strippers and do coke while wearing my softball jersey.

 

[rhound50]

reading comprehension is not too strong on this board

I read it I just thought it was a dumb question.

 

[hatemail]

id find the crappiest team in my local league and pay for as many seasons as $10K would go.

 

[Kramit]

I read it I just thought it was a dumb question.

well you sir .......

 

[kinkyfatkid]

I would hire 9 hot huers to be my coed team and snort enough coke to shorten my 90 days. death day could still be a surprise then at least. oh and beer...lots of beer

 

[rhound50]

I'd buy me a 30oz OG Ultra shave it down to 27oz, paint it to look like a F98 so I could die cool. Then spend the rest on large amounts of drugs, hookers, and midgets.

 

[13obby]

I buy 5 drifits with my number on them, then I buy $5000 in coke, $4500 in *****s, and $30 worth of eye black. Just to keep it softball related.

That covers the first week. Now you're out of funds for the duration.

 

[ball go far]

i would buy all the 2010 toxics and burn them

 

[ball go far]

or start checkin all the cheater bats, u know the "put up $300 and we can saw it in half right here" thats when i call your bluff and everyone knows you swing glass effn cheater

 

[ball go far]

That covers the first week. Now you're out of funds for the duration.

had all the fun he wanted in 36hrs and went out on his own terms

 

[louconn]

i would buy sex, drugs and rock n roll. and maybe one of those WSE Titans cause ive never tried one

 

[warpath]

I would get aids on purpose and give it to everyone as a parting gift.

 

[Jhall24]

I would get aids on purpose and give it to everyone as a parting gift.

Pm sent...lmk