Goff Thread

[Joker]

2man best ball today. Kinda average 74. Missed a couple putts I should have made. Handicap should be down to a 2 even going into the club championship.

 

[hedge]

For some reason my course handicap went up after playing well lately. Our Calcutta is a week from today.

 

[chile]

another thing i can't seem to quite overcome is when something distracts me while i am over the ball, i need to step back a second...95% my dumbass just goes through and ****s that swing up when i know i should step back.

 

[Country469]

I called to make my birthday tee time and they are punching greens

oh well, Roanoke CC it is like usual for 27

 

[hrdchrgin13]

One of our usuals punched the fairway

If you wanted to do that just let me and boys have a few free wounds not replacing our chunks


Lullllzzzzzzz

 

[hrdchrgin13]

CPO seen me asking about a heavenwood and had a sale

I got one coming my way

 

[Country469]

I got a 1:00 at the CC and we need a 4th if any of you can make it and not act like softball players

 

[hedge]

Someone send me some left dashes

 

[Country469]

left dot > left dash

 

[hedge]

I hit one yesterday and need them. I can see why people are paying stupid prices on eBay

 

[Country469]

You swing hard?

 

[hrdchrgin13]

The left dash is nice with it

 

[Country469]

I did a ball fitting a while back with titleist for free at the club

left dot was the best but its too hard to get, dude wanted me to buy 5 dozen right to order nah Ill just use normal pro vs

 

[chile]

i got a dozen just sitting in the box

 

[hedge]

Is anyone buying the Paige Spiranic golf towel?

 

[Country469]

lol, no

 

[Joker]

i have one from the swag box not long ago if anyone wants it. i just wanted the headcover

 

[hrdchrgin13]

What kind of simp **** is this

 

[Joker]

What kind of simp **** is this

Swag x Paige Spiranac Augustan Beauty Box

We've teamed up with everyone's favorite Queen of Swag, Paige Spiranac, to bring you a limited-edition box just in time for the tournament this week... Each custom-branded box features Paige's Augustan Beauty Towel which you won't be able to get anywhere else, an Azalea Skull Blade Cover, and a...

swag.golf

the towel is dumb as hell, i like the headcover though

 

[Country469]

I'd whipe the mud all over her booty first erry time

 

[hrdchrgin13]

Very colorful, I like it, she looks nice, wouldnt buy a towel tho

 

[hrdchrgin13]

My putter cover is mia, I might ditch it tho since I’m an idiot.

Send me your best putters

 

[Country469]

$40 should get you like 35 wanks on only fans not a towel to wank into

 

[Joker]

79 in the 1st round of the club championship. Played pretty average, sitting in the middle of the pack. Need to go low tomorrow

 

[hedge]

Shot 81 this morning. Kinda blew up on the back 9. We got 0.75” of rain early this morning and I could adjust on pitch shots

 

[hedge]

Calcutta tomorrow. My team was the second highest auction price. Our playing partners are slow and annoying

 

[Joker]

76 today. Finished 4th out of 21

 

[hedge]

My Calcutta was ruined by the other team in our pairing.

The “A” player was a guy who normally plays with friends out there, but he has an established handicap. Ok, whatever.

He tops his tee shot on our first hole into the **** and without hesitation walks over to the hazard and starts looking for his ball. First guy off the tee.


He then asks us now penalty strokes work with white and red stakes.

He took an X the first 4 holes.

 

[1MasterBatter]

Not everyone is as advanced as you and country. Remember where you came from, hadge.

 

[hrdchrgin13]

The heavenwood swings nice, the mizuno t7 60 degree I bought with it hasn’t been as nice

Whoever had the HW before me used the heel a lot