a BETTER Tebow story.. hopefully a repost too

balcoballer

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http://boston.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/could-tim-tebow-really-just-be-the-antichrist/

Like every other decent, God-fearing American football fan, I like Tim Tebow. (And like every other decent, Belichick-fearing New England football fan, I’m glad he’s the quarterback matchup we’re facing this weekend, given the way the pass coverage has been all season.) As it’s been said many times before, Tebow seems like a genuinely nice person and a great teammate and his emergence this year has been probably THE best, most entertaining story in all of sports in years.

I have one tiny, inconsequential concern though. Has it occurred to anyone else that Tim Tebow might be a little too good to be real? That maybe there’s something supernaturally sketchy going on here? I can’t help but think of something Albert Brooks says in “Broadcast News”:

“What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he’s around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I’m semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing… And he’ll get all the great women.”

I don’t pass myself off as a Bible scholar. But the Sunday mornings I’ve spent at St. Mary’s of the Sacred Heart haven’t been all about checking out the hot moms and setting my Fantasy lineup. I’ve learned a thing or two about the Scriptures. And it’s hard not to notice a few eerie similarities between Tebow and a certain biblical Supervillain




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rhound50

Rec Coed Superstar
I hope I'm wrong but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see a story in at some point where Tebow gets arrested with 4 hookers, of 2 lbs of blow, and a couple unregistered weapons. Maybe its my cynical side but anytime someone is that vocal about being squeaky clean they are hiding something. The devoutly religious people I have known in my life all have one thing in common, they are not vocal about it. They see it as a relationship between them and god, if you ask them about their beliefs they are happy to talk about but they don't go out of their way to tell anyone who will listen. With someone like Tebow the vocal squeaky clean thing sets off my BS meter.
 
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