Um, good try, but I was looking for something a little more "suburban" if you know what I mean.... the colorful goatee shaved head wannabies wearing clown pants, um, yeah, we beat them to the ground and they won't come back to our league anymore.... mostly because they wore clown pants like that and because they thought a "chrome dome" look made a person a hard ass. Sorry I screwed all their girlfriends..... um, like fo sho, ANYWAY, anyone have any NORMAL pants that fit like MC HAMMER pants BUT DON'T RIP when you slide and dive in them???