Favorite quotes from the weekend...

[BanjoDan]

To Frisco Kid:

You're all stiff in the bottom.

 

[dfresh27]

What were some of the ones TB said regarding his knob size?

 

[WarningTrakPowr]

or being able to pound away..

 

[BanjoDan]

Too many to count.

The one about Andy missing his sister was killer.

 

[z00ted 85]

Im still bummed Heather beat me to "Thats what she said!" When TB said "Hey, you ruined my box!".

 

[krunchyfrogg]

"Man, I wish krunchy was here"

~everybody.

 

[BanjoDan]

"Man, I wish krunchy was here"

~everybody.

Actually, several people said that. Then we told them to go back to West Hollywood.

 

[Frisco Kid]

"It's so big," said by Heather, at an undisclosed time and location.

 

[txbullets]

Too many to count.

The one about Andy missing his sister was killer.

Considering his sister is my wife I must know what was said!

 

[WarningTrakPowr]

"It's so big," said by Heather, at an undisclosed time and location.

dude, you were there?!?!?!?!



completely joking..

 

[Frisco Kid]

dude, you were there?!?!?!?!

completely joking..

I was the one complaining about the heat during the games. LOL

 

[Donkeypuncher]

Little Asian lady doctor to my life in delivery.
"I've got my whole hand in your vagina"
I immediately said "we've been practicing"

 

[andy-rockstar]

Considering his sister is my wife I must know what was said!

TB, upon hearing that I'm from "the Arkansas part of Missouri:"

"So you must be missing your sister right about now?"

The comedic timing was impeccable. My reaction was just slow enough to appear like I was actually offended by it.

 

[Frisco Kid]

Little Asian lady doctor to my life in delivery.
"I've got my whole hand in your vagina"
I immediately said "we've been practicing"

Hahahaha damn.

TB, upon hearing that I'm from "the Arkansas part of Missouri:"

"So you must be missing your sister right about now?"

The comedic timing was impeccable. My reaction was just slow enough to appear like I was actually offended by it.

Yeah, that was pretty classic.

 

[tumblebug]

I have no social filter. What I think just gets said. But I took my time setting that one up. Andy was gracious while I got a laugh at his expense. He's probably sticking pins in a tumblebug voodoo doll right about now.

 

[NITF]

But I took my time setting that one up.

A lot of people don't realize how important timing is to a good one liner. Exact same line at the wrong time will never be as funny. When someone leaves an opening like Andy did it is like that meatball pitch that you have to wait on, if you get too anxious you can still blow it...lol

Andy was gracious while I got a laugh at his expense.

True, but wasn't it Andy who hamstringed you regarding your flag and thank you plaque? If so then he got you back just fine...

 

[sleepin4matty]

One of my favorites was, "I've seen a better swing made out of a rope and tire"

 

[andy-rockstar]

True, but wasn't it Andy who hamstringed you regarding your flag and thank you plaque? If so then he got you back just fine...

Yeah. . . I did pee in those corn flakes just a little bit. My GF told me the back story that I missed out on, to point out my jerkiness.

 

[Gravely]

"Oh Gravely, you're so awesome!!!" I forget who said that. But I'm sure I heard it several times...

 

[Frisco Kid]

"Oh Gravely, you're so awesome!!!" I forget who said that. But I'm sure I heard it several times...

No, but this was heard several times when you were batting: "Back!!!! Back!!" You were crushing balls, dude.