Goff Thread

[Primo]

just get on steroids and coke....

that will give you 20 yards off the tee.

 

[hedge]

Idk where to find steroids

 

[Country469]

ebay

 

[Joker]

skids

 

[Primo]

I have a shelf with about every substance known to man....all you gotta do is axe

 

[Country469]

no one I know who is that good is impressive physically

 

[hedge]

no one I know who is that good is impressive physically

you saw my picture yesterday. I look like a busted biscuit can

 

[Joker]

buddy of mine who is plenty overweight shot E last week

 

[hedge]

Yeah I’m just making excuses for me not being good. K? Let me *****

 

[Country469]

sucking at golf is the best excuse possible to practice and play more tho

I tell the wife its like the gym

The more I go, the better, and if you take time off its wasting the previous rounds

 

[hedge]

My wife is trying to stop me from playing due to my hip pain.

 

[Country469]

You can get another wife, you cannot restart your golf career

 

[hedge]

True. That might be expensive tho

 

[Primo]

no one I know who is that good is impressive physically

that's subjective....club champ here is 6'5 325 and started at right guard division 1......didnt play golf until after college.

 

[nam2212]

Best golfer I ever played with was short, fat and had the ugliest swing I have ever seen. He also played on the Walker Cup team and in 2 Masters.

 

[Trogdor]

you saw my picture yesterday. I look like a busted biscuit can

you just need to put your biscuits in a bigger can.

 

[Country469]

that's subjective....club champ here is 6'5 325 and started at right guard division 1......didnt play golf until after college.

its more like this.........you can devote enough time to look great all the time, or you can devote it to being a ****ing great golfer. Or mix them some. But very few people are both.

 

[Country469]

My custom green 420 numbered wilsons are out for derivery

 

[hedge]

I need to find a way to practice with a purpose. Or quit.


I’m playing a neighboring course early Saturday morning. Should be fun

 

[Country469]

my track is 30 mins from the house so I sometimes hit at another range.

They have some stuff that makes aiming for fairways easy

but usually about an hour before dusk, the deer come out, like 10-15. Range em, target up son.

 

[chile]

I need to get back on the course. work sucks.

 

[Joker]

https://maplehillgolf.com/bettinardi-2018-bb29-putter-standard-grip/

If you need a new putter

 

[chile]

https://maplehillgolf.com/bettinardi-2018-bb29-putter-standard-grip/

If you need a new putter

****ing RH only...

 

[hedge]

https://maplehillgolf.com/bettinardi-2018-bb29-putter-standard-grip/

If you need a new putter

i am going to switch to a mallet

 

[Country469]

Odyssey #7 user 4 life here.

Have made grip and length changes now, but Im fang life

 

[chile]

i am going to switch to a mallet

the Cleveland frontline elevado is really nice.

 

[Country469]

https://www.wilson.com/en-us/golf/p...on-golf_sn_g_shopping-smart---c-436130017605-


thought about this and cutting it down for devin if I didnt like it

 

[hedge]

Yeah I can’t decide between which odyssey to get.

 

[Joker]

i am going to switch to a mallet

https://maplehillgolf.com/bettinardi-2018-bb39-putter-standard-grip/

https://maplehillgolf.com/bettinardi-2018-bb56-putter-standard-grip/

 

[Joker]

I went back to a blade and have been putting better