Goff Thread

[Joker]

Played a new course on Saturday. Didn't play well

Played better in my match on Sunday but still lost 2&1

 

[hedge]

I didn’t play over the weekend. It’s been too hot. The Midwest is in a drought and i think our courses are going to be torched here soon.

 

[Country469]

I had to change shirts and hats at the turn sat, getting too ****ing hot to walk here like now

 

[nam2212]

I am still not used to the sun here. Back home I would apply sunscreen before the round and be fine. On Sat I applied before the round and at the turn and still got burned. It was only 88 degrees.

 

[Country469]

https://www.ulta.com/p/clear-sunscr...IsRfZ4rTZZKgGoN-aAD9C9IRPZn2RB2xoCBEwQAvD_BwE

embarassed to post this but my wife buys me this **** from ulta and its legit

 

[Joker]

I'm usually good if I put it on before the round. I missed a spot on my neck on Saturday. **** hurts

 

[Country469]

humidity seems to a scientific reaction to sunscreen and pulls that **** off something faster than hell

 

[hedge]

I’ve cranked up my driver to 11.5* and my 3w to 16*. I’m getting better launch, roll and distance.

 

[hrdchrgin13]

I played really well, demolished my golf homie. Course was pack packed, having to wait to tee off gets frustrating. I pulled one hrd left buzzed a cart, I yelled fore but I guess dude didn’t hear me and was pissed off and yelled back at me.

**** around and find out

 

[nam2212]

We are now “off season” and the snowbirds have gone home. Nobody on the golf course I don’t think I have waited on a single hole in the last 2 rounds.

 

[Country469]

I have golf season, and I have hunting season. When its not hunting season, its golf season.

 

[hedge]

Golf season and winter. I’ll play into November if they let me

 

[chile]

golf year round here.

 

[nam2212]

Year round here too. I haven’t seen it yet but evidently there is super busy season when the snowbirds are here and the empty season when they go back home.

 

[chile]

i hope we go back to a less busy season...this last year has been brutal if you don't get one of the first few tee times.

 

[N LA Hacker]

Year round here too. I haven’t seen it yet but evidently there is super busy season when the snowbirds are here and the empty season when they go back home.

I've got a trip to orlando at the end of July. I hope nobody is on the course.

 

[Trogdor]

Bryson passed out on being paired with Brooks.

 

[ntz]

i'm a brooks stan, and i like bryson just fine, but i wish both of them would shut the fuck up about, everything

 

[Trogdor]

ESPN reporting it’s fake news. Give us the inside scoop ntz.

 

[Country469]

the tour created a $40 mill pool to pay top players for social media engagement is all it is

 

[hedge]

i'm a brooks stan, and i like bryson just fine, but i wish both of them would shut the fuck up about, everything

same. Or they need to play heads up and let us all watch

 

[ntz]

the pga just looks thirsty

 

[Country469]

Nah, the PGA is doing all this in response to a real threat..........the Premier Golf League promising each player like 30 mill a year

 

[ntz]

tiger's not playing and the median age of our viewer is 78, let's get something going on the socials and get all the youths talking

 

[Country469]

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/pga-tour-player-impact-program-bonus-pool-40-million-dollar-dilemma

 

[ntz]

golf kids are creating their own content on socials

the pga wants kids to follow these two yahoos rather than gerrit from gm golf

tiger is all but gone and they need to keep growing their fan base, their TV fan base, not kids doing wacky shots on youtube

 

[Country469]

golf coverage on NBC is so ****ing bad to begin with, plus they have a 2:1 shot to commercial rating

the tour can **** off but for like 5 times a year

 

[hedge]

I trust the tv guy in this conversation

 

[Country469]

the people who show golf on tv, don't understand golf and thats ok with me

 

[nam2212]

I've got a trip to orlando at the end of July. I hope nobody is on the course.

You booked at Grand Cypress?