personally as the pitcher i hope you do that,i'll get it as close as possible to ya and hopefully your dumb enough to lean into it and i'll get a strike called and you'll go ballistic b/c of it hitting you and get tossed for arguing balls and strikes.
I had this exact thing last year in Men's C. 3-2 count bottom of 6th, but this was the last inning because of time, Batter is within the right-handed batters box, right on the line, but he is crouching and his knee is hanging over the inside corner of the plate. Ball hits his knee, I "Dead Ball", ball hit the batter in the strike zone, batter is out. He goes ballistic, and starts dropping F Bombs like no tomorrow. I tell him to vacate the field, his coach comes out and asks for the call, I tell him, and he is okay, a littele upset at his player for not swinging, but not on me. As I am walking out the winning teams dugout (opposite team), the player who I rung up, just goes off on me. He tells me, Blue, I played four years for University of Oregon's football team, I am an athlete and you are a lazy bum.
At that point I was a little hot, and I told him. Reliving past athletic glories on a softball team is pretty pathetic, and that if he had any athletic ability he would still be playing football and not harassing me on a softball field. That set him off, he threatened me, and now he is banned for life from the Portland Metro Softball Association.
I know I shouldnt have responded with my crack, but I had had it.
