Don't be mad. You psychoanalyzed 3 people you've never met and proceeded to regale us with your own self estimation about what an alpha male you are.
Hopefully you realize what a MONUMENTAL cliche it is for a married midwestern dad that sells insurance and golfs to claim his "alpha" status while he's in Vegas at a 20 dollar blackjack table, proudly clutching his comped Bud Light. I mean, ****, when they make a movie about it they're casting Jason Sudeikis as Primo. I know you think they're gonna cast Khal Drogo, complete with human ear necklace and sword, but nah.