Pitched for the first time yesterday....

[00BigMattyC00]

So this is part brag post but:

Teams pitcher from week 1 isnt full time and didnt show.
They brought down some new guy who walked 8 people in 1+ inngings, not recording an out, and surrendered 14 runs. I normally play 1B/3B and pitch in rec-coed ****ing around. So I come in the middle of the 2nd inning, 1-2-3. I gave up 6 runs the rest of that game and we lost 20-16 (We woulda won if I pitched the whole game). 2nd game I gave up 10 and we won 22-10. The team was last years division champions.

So anyway Im not really a ball player, I was a football player, so my glove has never been good and Im slow from 3 knee surgeries. I think I have finally found my position. I rolled about 3 DPs up the middle and made about 5 more plays (they were peppering me [including their pitcher] until I took their pitchers ankles out)

So I am proud to say I have joined the ranks of USSSA Pitchers!!!!

That is all.....I am prepared for the a$$ ripping to come from you guys haha

 

[Triple7]

Good job. Now to learn the windmill, behind the back, matrix while doing a back flip

 

[00BigMattyC00]

Good job. Now to learn the windmill, behind the back, matrix while doing a back flip

Haha well I am 6'4 295 I dont know if I will be backflipping but I have a nasty knuckleball and I was even getting a nice little curve that breaks in on righties I was getting guys to pop up off the handle all night

 

[hinzy]

If you pitched in co-ed, it wasn't your first time pitching.....

How does he pitch 2 innning, but you come in the middle of the 2nd and go 1-2-3???

Your cool story is flawed

 

[ns09]

This has me confused..

 

[00BigMattyC00]

If you pitched in co-ed, it wasn't your first time pitching.....

How does he pitch 2 innning, but you come in the middle of the 2nd and go 1-2-3???

Your cool story is flawed

After he walked in the 4th run of the 2nd with no outs I went in. So you would say he pitched 1 inning but he was pitching in the 2nd just didn't get an out. If you couldnt figure that out then I feel bad for your future or current offspring and the terrible DNA they are running around with.

 

[SDinLV]

I rememeber my first beer!!

 

[00BigMattyC00]

I rememeber my first beer!!

"Location: Rack City"
"Posts: 16"

Yeah you're a veteran huh?

 

[SDinLV]

No...just had my 1st beer last night! So?

 

[00BigMattyC00]

No...just had my 1st beer last night! So?

Natty Light or PBR?

 

[SDinLV]

Big League Brew! Gross! Haha

 

[Wildcat22]

i dont think you are PERpared.

 

[89FoxBody]

In that situation you would say the other guy pitched 1+ innings. Meaning that he pitched 1 full inning and never got an out in the 2nd.

 

[pnpxtreme]

cool story bro.

 

[squirt]

In that situation you would say the other guy pitched 1+ innings. Meaning that he pitched 1 full inning and never got an out in the 2nd.

details, details, details...

 

[00BigMattyC00]

i dont think you are PERpared.

You know I left it up thinking noone would catch that...Now I have to go edit it!!

 

[Big Sexy 5334]

6'4" and 300...if you are not a good fielding ballplayer...I would recommend getting a helmet and some shin guards...JMHO

 

[00BigMattyC00]

6'4" and 300...if you are not a good fielding ballplayer...I would recommend getting a helmet and some shin guards...JMHO

Well its not that I am nota good fielder more than I am inexperienced and slow with little range. Balls hit right at me when I was playing 3B I had no problem with....But I had some shots up the middle last night that were hard that I made good plays on. I am definitely thinking about adding a cup and maybe shinguards.