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BigSam

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First pitch of the game, pitch is high and inside. Left Center fielder shouts NICE PITCH, STRIKE FROM HERE!

... god damn it.
 

Country469

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19th pitch of the game....I don't know where it landed. The OP's wife was wearing shorts that were too small and were hungry for some ass. I was watching that.
 

DeputyUICHousto

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First pitch of the game, pitch is high and inside. Left Center fielder shouts NICE PITCH, STRIKE FROM HERE!

... god damn it.

I wouldn't "hear" it...then when she comes to bat I'd call a strike on a similar pitch and see how she handled that.
 

NCASAUmp

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I hear that all the time in league. I was once working the bases when someone yelled that garbage. I turned towards him, pretended to count off the distance with my finger, and the fielder just laughed and said, "I gotcha, Blue. My bad!" :D
 

DeputyUICHousto

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I hear that all the time in league. I was once working the bases when someone yelled that garbage. I turned towards him, pretended to count off the distance with my finger, and the fielder just laughed and said, "I gotcha, Blue. My bad!" :D
I was once on the bases in a slow pitch game when the left fielder popped off...at the start of the next half inning I was out in left field with him..."since you can see so well from here I'll make my calls from here too."
 
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