Any what do I do as player that irritates the umpire

[Joker]

That's when you ask the batter for his bat. Then, you draw a line pointing to the parking lot and say, "do that again, and that's where you'll be heading," as you give him back his bat.

if i saw an ump do this i'd laugh my ass off

 

[buckster]

1. The first batter of the game walks up to the plate and says "What's your strike zone?"

I love this one. Some good answers are: "I make it up as I go along." OR "I've never done this before so I really don't know."

 

[NCASAUmp]

I love this one. Some good answers are: "I make it up as I go along." OR "I've never done this before so I really don't know."

Or just take his bat and draw a huge 6 foot circle, starting from the back of home plate and going around the catcher.

Apparently, I'm in the mood to use bats today...

 

[DeputyUICHousto]

See Dan Blair

That's when you ask the batter for his bat. Then, you draw a line pointing to the parking lot and say, "do that again, and that's where you'll be heading," as you give him back his bat.

I heard him tell this story...it was funny as sh*t.

 

[USSSA]

players that look down the line to see if ball is fair or foul so I cant see the call, so I always favor the offense when they do this