"SwampDonkey"
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I was hosting a one pitch tournament last night and some ass clown attempted to swing this POS. So I confiscated it and showed everybody how big of a douche this guy was. For one I couldn't believe my eyes with the bat tape almost up to the barrel. Then when I actually got it in my hands I was like WTF. This thing was an accident waiting to happen. Only thing I could figure was he attempted to shave it and he broke it. So instead of getting a new bat he tried to Forest Gump it back together.