Some facts about slowpitch softball

[CAJones17]

Where is the pitcher's two foot break claim?

 

[macmurph25]

I bet we are all guilty of this.

Yes, but this is SBF, so most won't admit it even to themselves.

 

[kuthe33]

bump bro lol

 

[u234bob]

Spot on list

 

[Conman157]

great list!

 

[jamelie22]

Add this to the "best threads of all time" list! Great work!

 

[second2noone]

these are things that make you go hmmmmmm.........

 

[MrNixter]

This is one of the best reads I've seen in the OSPB, very nice work!

 

[macmurph25]

This is one of the best reads I've seen in the OSPB, very nice work!

Thanks for the kind words... it's really just 4 years of observation.

 

[gregbishere]

good stuff right here, I shall do my best to master all of the rules

 

[MrNixter]

Thanks for the kind words... it's really just 4 years of observation.

Good observation! Spot on spot on

 

[BIGPAPA33]

We have a " Balls Deep " team around here. Name is stupid, but BIGPAPA thinks they have some good players.

 

[macmurph25]

We have a " Balls Deep " team around here. Name is stupid, but BIGPAPA thinks they have some good players.

Well done sir.

 

[jeremyf0303]

Good stuff right there

 

[Dogue]

This needs to be a sticky

It should be the FAQ.

 

[Birdslinger]

I like #3. Always erks me to hear a retard saying that every bat in the complex is shaved except his. I don't give a **** if they are all shaved, man up and hit your legit $#@$ and keep your mouth shut. You don't need a shaved bat to get a base hit so don't act like the reason you suck is because you don't swing a dirty. I don't swing shaved @#$% and I don't accuse others of it because IF they're cheaters then they don't deserve me wasting my breath on them.

 

[Diggs11]

Good list. Should make it sticky.

 

[LStarrasl]

I play two nights a week, both nights we get to play a Balls Deep team.

Off in the Woods plays on the field next to us.

 

[NDshotokan]

This is outstanding. Well done, Sir.

 

[JESUSFREAK702]

VERY NICE!!! Most creative thing I've read on here in awhile. Thanks for the laugh...

 

[rx7_omaha]

This is great and x3 on being a sticky

 

[macmurph25]

I play two nights a week, both nights we get to play a Balls Deep team.

Off in the Woods plays on the field next to us.

Other acceptable variations:

Off in the corner
Off constantly
Off repeatedly
Off in public
Off too much
Off my dad
Off my mom

 

[macmurph25]

#16 probably gets me the most. I have heard otherwise rational softball players (good ones) make this comment many times.

 

[blev27]

well done sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sacto73]

good stuff!

 

[nickdangerous]

#4 is the most definitely the truth.

 

[JohnnysLounge14]

this is legit. although i think you should add a #22 with what AJ said. i had many laughs from this list regardless though. well done.

 

[Devil Dog]

This may be the most bestest thread I have ever laid thine eyes on here....

like like like

+1 +1 +1

 

[HAVOC34]

#5 and #19 are flat out lies!
Championship shirts are a waste of money. I'll take reduced league fees instead please!
Also my walk record is legendary!

 

[stang7222]

#5 and #19 are flat out lies!
Championship shirts are a waste of money. I'll take reduced league fees instead please!
Also my walk record is legendary!

agreed. I've won championships in 3 different leagues. Never go a shirt, always got to play for free or like $10 the next season.

The coach on one of my teams can't hit a lick. But i just checked the stats (he gave us a print out of them along with the fall schedule) He had 32 walks in the 28 game spring season!