2014 Baltimore Orioles

[aaronspector]

this ****ing guy

how have you been?

 

[hedge]

How many kids do you have now? 10?

 

[aaronspector]

How many kids do you have now? 10?

4

and we're done at four...done...2 of each

surgically done

 

[hedge]

Jesus tells you when you are done.

 

[3XC]

Jesus, like Aaron and all other Jews, doesn't believe in Jesus.

 

[3XC]

I prolly just blew all your minds right there.

 

[aaronspector]

Jesus tells you when you are done.

yep and I'll ask my urologist about carpentry issues and my rabbi about how to look my best

 

[aaronspector]

Jesus, like Aaron and all other Jews, doesn't believe in Jesus.

the dude would be all "I meant just be nice to people more, Christ"

 

[Country35]

Yeah cuz there are sooooooo many Mexicans that are jewish trips, grow up

 

[3XC]

the dude would be all "I meant just be nice to people more, Christ"

He told people to stop bein greedy, so did DMX, ain't nobody listenin.

 

[Country35]

Either let me fly or give me death

 

[hrdchrgin13]

Today I met this cat, he said his name was Damien

 

[aaronspector]

He told people to stop bein greedy, so did DMX, ain't nobody listenin.

I'd love Jesus to see that vatican, so you used my name to rake in the gold, he should have just drank the wine and kept his mouth shut

 

[MDUmp]

When do you guys think they clinch? I'm thinking Tuesday or Wednesday

Wednesday!! Since that is the last game in my plan. :biggthumpup:

 

[Country35]

Allah promises virgins.....IDK if an eternity of dead fish laying there is really that appealing

 

[aaronspector]

Allah promises virgins.....IDK if an eternity of dead fish laying there is really that appealing

and my wife promised me regular copulation

 

[aaronspector]

actually not sure if she ever promised, I may have inferred that from her acceptance of my proposal

 

[astromancer]

helo aron, i have been w8ing 4 u 4 a long time

 

[aaronspector]

helo aron, i have been w8ing 4 u 4 a long time

I'm here, waits over, what shall we talk about

 

[astromancer]

that day in akko, that wasnt relly about ur phone

 

[aaronspector]

that day in akko, that wasnt relly about ur phone

it was about my phone and weed

 

[aaronspector]

and balls the size of grapefruits

 

[fldiverr]

The hards are making me O. Wait, what?

 

[Stretch19]

25 games w/o Davis sure is going to hurt the playoff run...wonder what he was taking?

 

[mcm21078]

what a ****ing dumbass

 

[3XC]

"Amphetamines", which means 5 hour energy.

Baseball testing is strict, I'll give them that.

 

[Fro Joe]

25 games w/o Davis sure is going to hurt the playoff run...wonder what he was taking?

Some kind of an amphetamine which means he's tested positive for it before. With amphetamines you get one "oops" positive test that doesn't result in suspension.

 

[mcm21078]

his season ends with a .196 average. Wow.

 

[Stretch19]

im guessing adderral, but ****ing stupid none the less

what are there, 17 games left? so that puts him out until the World Series basically if they make it that far...damn

 

[Stretch19]

his season ends with a .196 average. Wow.

also ends with 26 HR's and 72 RBI's which in the grand scheme of things isnt shabby