packerbacker796
Bi-Polar as they Come
New one when OF misjudges a ball and they all turned around looking for it yell out "the circus is in town" i lol'ed at that one
Best softball sayings you hear in games!!
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gatordavis
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When a pitcher throws a flat pitch. I would yell. Put some Viagra in it and get it up.
LetTheBigDogEat
The Veteran
several good ones....
when i snap one off up the middle - "it's closed"
batter hits fly ball - immediately start singing "straight up" by paula abdul
fielder makes an error - yell out loud at your runners "he threw it down" (this one really gets under peoples skin)
when they make a throw that lets runners advance - "he's throwin doubles (triples)"
guy comes up with runner on 1st - "double play candidate"
pop up to the IF - immediately yell "in" or comment on the range of your fielder who caught it.
sketchy guy in the OF - "2 hands while you're learnin!"
fly ball with 2 outs - immediately start heading back to the dugout and holler at your OF "bring it with ya"
when i snap one off up the middle - "it's closed"
batter hits fly ball - immediately start singing "straight up" by paula abdul
fielder makes an error - yell out loud at your runners "he threw it down" (this one really gets under peoples skin)
when they make a throw that lets runners advance - "he's throwin doubles (triples)"
guy comes up with runner on 1st - "double play candidate"
pop up to the IF - immediately yell "in" or comment on the range of your fielder who caught it.
sketchy guy in the OF - "2 hands while you're learnin!"
fly ball with 2 outs - immediately start heading back to the dugout and holler at your OF "bring it with ya"
brandon0523
The Veteran
passed ball.. the classic "Louisiana bayou" or "nachos"
3-1 count------ Gotta bring 2
3-1 count------ Gotta bring 2
Ben_Johnson41
The Gr8est Show on Dirt™
Weight room
Fence will get it
Watch ya lips
These are the only respectable sayings in my book...
Fence will get it
Watch ya lips
These are the only respectable sayings in my book...
brandon0523
The Veteran
Get outta this dump.. on a HR
ISLANDGROWN
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when tagging up,opposing team yells he left early! and you respond yeah before your dad got home!
phxraida15
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When a batter whiffs badly, regardless of team, we yell, now that's a courtesy swing!
When one of our batters hits a weak grounder and runs it out for a hit, he was playing to deep I told you it would work....
When one of our batters hits a weak grounder and runs it out for a hit, he was playing to deep I told you it would work....
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Bonejangles
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When asking about the lineup: Who bats after Johnny.....the other team
blueraider
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This guy must take BP in a silo!! (When a guy hits a pop-up to the IF or catcher)
Random> I'm comin' at ya like Aleve! ...All day strong! All day long!
Random> I'm comin' at ya like Aleve! ...All day strong! All day long!
LOL, when someone whiffs here you always hear, "Thanks for the breeze"
getsideways
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Lately when I or someone on the team really gets ahold of a homerun i put on my angry face and say ''just missed it'' ''Dont worry you will hit it square next time''
Jordan9215
Star Player
When someone on our team really mis-hits a ball and it drops in the shallow outfield we always yell "just gay enough!"
When someone hits it hard but it's snagged by either infield or outfield we say "hit it with your good purse next time!"
And when someone has a case of warning track power it's always either "weight room!" or "Put some a$$ into it next time!"
When someone hits it hard but it's snagged by either infield or outfield we say "hit it with your good purse next time!"
And when someone has a case of warning track power it's always either "weight room!" or "Put some a$$ into it next time!"
Roy Hobbs48
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we have an ump in our league, when both game balls have gone from fouls or HR he will yell out, "I've got no balls!"
SoCalChappy619
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When an umpire makes a terrible call I tell him to "bend over and use you're good eye"
Hammerin' Hank
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im stealing this
east bay j
The Polish Hammer
Not really a saying but had me almost pissing in my pants. Young 20 something speedster is taking extra bases all game. He's on 2nd and tries to score on a deep grounder to the 2nd baseman. 2nd baseman throws him out at home plate and about 8 guys in the stands waiting to play the next game just start laughing really really loud. I thought the guy was going to call his mom and start crying! Turns out the guys in the stands were laughing at the way the ump called the out but the runner had no clue.
claytonm42
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Anytime a bigger fella tries to take an extra base. Remember who's body you are in.
limbwalker
Pastor of Muppets
"If your gonna hit like a girl, hit like a big girl"
Really made my game that day.
Really made my game that day.
ming01
DMVWinning
we always yell "Bayou". lolz
ming01
DMVWinning
this^^^^^^
ming01
DMVWinning
other team boots a ball. roll off the tongue: bddddddddddddddddd