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anybody here own a pocket *****?
i did - but it hurt more than helped
anybody here own a pocket *****?
Last day before the new job. Not really getting anything done, aside from doing damage to a bag of nacho goldfish.
Will be clocking out at 4.its 3pm - why still there? only acceptable answer is not done with goldfish yet
Sounds like my type of lunch...minus the meat on the pizza.My lunch was terrible today. Just terrible. I'm at home, so I pounded two Totino's triple meat pizzas and six Krispy Kremes. Now I'm sitting here feeling like I just put on 20 pounds. Now I'm having eater's remorse .
I'm watching the Dukes of Hazzard, lol. That was easily my favorite show when I was the ages of my sons (5 and 6).
I think I'll refrain, LOL.Yeah, google it from home, for sure. LOL!
Damn, I leave for a few minutes and all Hell breaks loose. I've never had or used a pocket *****. The fleshlight butt holes intrigue me though
Just regular glazed.Will be clocking out at 4.
Sounds like my type of lunch...minus the meat on the pizza.
What flavor Krispy Kreme?
Oh dear...what tha...holy...da fudge?? AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My sides literally hurt from laughing, especially after reading KD's response, HAHA!!! Can't I've ever seen one. Thanks but no thanks .its a mans sex toy that looks like a flashlight on the outside
Me and a couple of buddies in elementary school had the big, die-cast metal General Lee's. Then one of our buddies showed up with a plastic one, and we laughed at him. Made the kid feel so bad. We were jackwagons, LOL.Loved that show...we had a Hot Wheels General Lee in my kindergarten room. I remember racing to the classroom to be the first one at the toy bin. No way you got the General if you weren't first.
dukes of hazard - i would run, full speed, nonstop, from one end of neighborhood to the other to get home in time to watch. what did a kid in brooklyn know about some dudes in hazard county, driving a car named the general lee? not a damn thing - but that damn daisy had me hooked.
damn it - deflated - just googled it - 6/10 of a mile? thats all i ran?!?!?
watching Sword and the Stone disney cartoon movie with my kids
I'll be working out with my boys in about an hour after they get home from school.
i have only 2 tampon dispensers, only 3 and 1 so i have time b4 they date
it goes FAST!!!! one day it's all tea parties and nickelodeon and then its - i would like to marry your daughte
My lunch was terrible today. Just terrible. I'm at home, so I pounded two Totino's triple meat pizzas and six Krispy Kremes. Now I'm sitting here feeling like I just put on 20 pounds. Now I'm having eater's remorse .
Just make sure you don't click "buy".
I think I'll refrain, LOL.
just had 4yr anniversary with wifey, gonna spice up sex life with toys and ****
it goes FAST!!!! one day it's all tea parties and nickelodeon and then its - i would like to marry your daughte
i have only 2 tampon dispensers, only 3 and 1 so i have time b4 they date
My daughter is my oldest. She's 9, and boys and their dirty little peckers are just around the corner. She's going to hate me when she starts dating . So will her boyfriends. She'll thank me one day for running off those horny little Horny McHornison horn-dogs.it goes FAST!!!! one day it's all tea parties and nickelodeon and then its - i would like to marry your daughte
I didn't ask my wife's dad. Her parents are divorced, and I dearly love my mother-in-law, but she is a ball-buster. It would have offended her if I asked Amy's dad to marry her instead of her mom. And it would have offended her if I asked both but didn't ask her first. And lying isn't an option because there are zero secrets in that family, LOL. I'm not stupid, and I know which side my bread is buttered on. Btw, my momma-in-law loves me .i asked my wifes dad exactly that...i even had the ring with me so that he knew i meant business
If had been drinking something, I would have spewed it all over my laptop, LOL!
Multi quotes aren't going to help the cause here.
Multi quotes aren't going to help the cause here.
this escalated quickly