Combatants Say Your Random...Part 7

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Flyman

GEAUX TIGERS!!
Hebrew Hacker said:
Last day before the new job. Not really getting anything done, aside from doing damage to a bag of nacho goldfish.
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My lunch was terrible today. Just terrible. I'm at home, so I pounded two Totino's triple meat pizzas and six Krispy Kremes. Now I'm sitting here feeling like I just put on 20 pounds. Now I'm having eater's remorse :(.
 
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Flyman

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I'm watching the Dukes of Hazzard, lol. That was easily my favorite show when I was the ages of my sons (5 and 6).
 
Hebrew Hacker

Hebrew Hacker

Derby Jew
whogotz said:
its 3pm - why still there? only acceptable answer is not done with goldfish yet
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Will be clocking out at 4.

Flyman said:
My lunch was terrible today. Just terrible. I'm at home, so I pounded two Totino's triple meat pizzas and six Krispy Kremes. Now I'm sitting here feeling like I just put on 20 pounds. Now I'm having eater's remorse :(.
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Sounds like my type of lunch...minus the meat on the pizza.

What flavor Krispy Kreme?
 
KannonsDad

KannonsDad

**** you
Damn, I leave for a few minutes and all Hell breaks loose. I've never had or used a pocket *****. The fleshlight butt holes intrigue me though
 
Hebrew Hacker

Hebrew Hacker

Derby Jew
Flyman said:
I'm watching the Dukes of Hazzard, lol. That was easily my favorite show when I was the ages of my sons (5 and 6).
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Loved that show...we had a Hot Wheels General Lee in my kindergarten room. I remember racing to the classroom to be the first one at the toy bin. No way you got the General if you weren't first.
 
whogotz

whogotz

dilligaf?
dukes of hazard - i would run, full speed, nonstop, from one end of neighborhood to the other to get home in time to watch. what did a kid in brooklyn know about some dudes in hazard county, driving a car named the general lee? not a damn thing - but that damn daisy had me hooked.

damn it - deflated - just googled it - 6/10 of a mile? thats all i ran?!?!?
 
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Flyman

GEAUX TIGERS!!
Hebrew Hacker said:
Will be clocking out at 4.

Sounds like my type of lunch...minus the meat on the pizza.

What flavor Krispy Kreme?
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Just regular glazed.

ball go far said:
its a mans sex toy that looks like a flashlight on the outside
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Oh dear...what tha...holy...da fudge?? AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My sides literally hurt from laughing, especially after reading KD's response, HAHA!!! Can't I've ever seen one. Thanks but no thanks :).

Hebrew Hacker said:
Loved that show...we had a Hot Wheels General Lee in my kindergarten room. I remember racing to the classroom to be the first one at the toy bin. No way you got the General if you weren't first.
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Me and a couple of buddies in elementary school had the big, die-cast metal General Lee's. Then one of our buddies showed up with a plastic one, and we laughed at him. Made the kid feel so bad. We were jackwagons, LOL.
 
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Flyman

GEAUX TIGERS!!
whogotz said:
dukes of hazard - i would run, full speed, nonstop, from one end of neighborhood to the other to get home in time to watch. what did a kid in brooklyn know about some dudes in hazard county, driving a car named the general lee? not a damn thing - but that damn daisy had me hooked.

damn it - deflated - just googled it - 6/10 of a mile? thats all i ran?!?!?
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Oh yeah...had to make the opening credits to get a glimpse of Daisy in the middle of the road in a red bikini :D:D:D:D:D. I would get upset if I missed the opening creds, LOL.
 
NDshotokan

NDshotokan

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Flyman said:
My lunch was terrible today. Just terrible. I'm at home, so I pounded two Totino's triple meat pizzas and six Krispy Kremes. Now I'm sitting here feeling like I just put on 20 pounds. Now I'm having eater's remorse :(.
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Hahaha. I hate when that happens.

Hebrew Hacker said:
Just make sure you don't click "buy".
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Yes! Good advice!

Flyman said:
I think I'll refrain, LOL.
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Probably a good idea.

ball go far said:
just had 4yr anniversary with wifey, gonna spice up sex life with toys and ****
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Flyman

GEAUX TIGERS!!
ball go far said:
i have only 2 tampon dispensers, only 3 and 1 so i have time b4 they date
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whogotz said:
it goes FAST!!!! one day it's all tea parties and nickelodeon and then its - i would like to marry your daughte
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My daughter is my oldest. She's 9, and boys and their dirty little peckers are just around the corner. She's going to hate me when she starts dating ;). So will her boyfriends. She'll thank me one day for running off those horny little Horny McHornison horn-dogs.

ball go far said:
i asked my wifes dad exactly that...i even had the ring with me so that he knew i meant business
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I didn't ask my wife's dad. Her parents are divorced, and I dearly love my mother-in-law, but she is a ball-buster. It would have offended her if I asked Amy's dad to marry her instead of her mom. And it would have offended her if I asked both but didn't ask her first. And lying isn't an option because there are zero secrets in that family, LOL. I'm not stupid, and I know which side my bread is buttered on. Btw, my momma-in-law loves me :).

NDshotokan said:
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If had been drinking something, I would have spewed it all over my laptop, LOL!
 
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