ktown808
The Unknowns
Softball was invented for men. Try again.
Still a common misconception around here.
Softball was invented for men. Try again.
It's cool reading about all the people who started playing by getting on a team with their dad.
i nominate this for stupidest thread of the year.
How did you get into softball?
I was a warm summer day back in 1996.. I was in my sophomore year of high school, hadn't ever been much of a baseball player, I was more into sex and weed than playing a sport with a bunch of sweaty dudes. So P.E., while usually dominated by basketball (which I was very good at so I got to play with all the black guys), consisted of slowpitch softball. Being much larger than most of the people in class, I was picked first and put in the clean up spot. My very first ever slow pitch at bat I crushed an absolute bomb... but with no fences I had to run it out. Needless to say I burned ol g-money playing me shallow out in left field and had he actually been wearing pants hat fit he may have been able to hold me to a triple... but I doubt it. That pissle didn't have much of a chance of staying in. For the rest of the week I continued to crush moral shredding bomb after bomb... I even went middle on our racist PE coach that cut me from the basketball B team.... ice that shin down buddy. After figuring out that I could hit well... I decided to find a church to play with ... not only so I could shine like Barry Bonds at a supplement convention, but also it was easy pickings for some strange goodie-goodie girl church booty. I figured... go out there and show out on the fields and all the pale skinned sweatshirt wearing my mom doesn't let me date so I'll have to blow you on church outings girls would be right in the palm of my 13" fielding glove...... boy was I right. So, after seeing that softball was easy and it got me copious amounts of untainted young trim.... I decided I'm a balla for life.
What jersey number(s) do you wear and why?
99..... cause I want to
My buddy asked me if I wanted to play.. so I did.
Wear #20, in honor of the best safety of all time.