funny softball sayings

[humbeeee]

Sometimes when playing in a game, I heard people yell out random sayings during a hit or something.

Anyone hear any funny ones?

My favorite so far - after a bullet hit through the infield and a bat flip

"Whats your favorite dolphin??? FLIPPERRRR!"

 

[cyoung187]

You are very easily amuzed

 

[B-REAL09]

This one gives me the lolz ........... stop swinging like your lord7, we are not playing golf.

 

[dponder]

My favorite is when the ump yells "Strike Three" after the batter doesn't swing. This always cracks me up because I just completely do not understand how this happens in mat ball.

 

[humbeeee]

You are very easily amuzed

and bored - and i love hearing new funny sayings lol. never gets old

 

[FatBoy28]

My coach in college said to me one day that the great thing about baseball (and by extension softball) is that everything is a saying. He then yelled at the pitcher "C'mon now, pick up the keys" ... "See, everything is a saying".

 

[superduper]

Hey ump was that your phone ringing? NO .....OH, everyone says you keep missing calls

 

[humbeeee]

hahaha^^^

there was a guy calling the ump stevie wonder all day lol

 

[KannonsDad]

Got heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!


not really, that's stupid

 

[DRock88]

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[pkc31887]

"thats that Louisiana ball---- bayouuuuuu" i hate this one but i hear it a lot.

 

[csknight14]

Got heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!


not really, that's stupid

I actually like this one...

 

[WISEGUY18]

"That guy is a certified "G" player" or "Not bad for a "G" player"

BTW if you are that bored you can use the search function and find more threads like this...IJS

 

[ichiromoco]

One ump says 1/2 if you have a foul to waste. Like 2-2 1/2

Or

We razz a guy who is not hitting like "Who bats after Jay?" guys say The other team

 

[humbeeee]

"That guy is a certified "G" player" or "Not bad for a "G" player"

BTW if you are that bored you can use the search function and find more threads like this...IJS

touche... guess i was bored, but not THAT bored lol WISEGUY!!

 

[ruffneck10]

A 3Rd basemen let's a ball go into the dug out and he yells BALL SACK!!! ....we couldnt stop laughing

 

[Goodfella11]

One ump says 1/2 if you have a foul to waste. Like 2-2 1/2

Or

We razz a guy who is not hitting like "Who bats after Jay?" guys say The other team

using this next time

 

[GNOLAUM]

The funniest one I've heard on the softball field is ,"sir unless your daughter is playing softball on these fields, you can not take pictures of any girls."

 

[worthlovr]

to the ump: Does your wife know you're ****ing us?

 

[phxraida15]

to the ump: Does your wife know you're ****ing us?

 

[seniorss]

What' our SS (that's me) and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have a glove on their left hand for no apparent reason.

 

[richard#2]

I hear "YOU SUCK" alot. Gets me down sometimes

 

[second2noone]

I get called MJ, not for Michael jordan but jackson, the King of Pop.

 

[Hunter4ever89]

"good eyeballs" as someone takes a ball or good idea when they swing and give it a ride foul

 

[klu]

3-1 count.... Gay porn gotta make him come!

 

[klu]

Sober up and drive one!

 

[cool guy]

When someone on our teams swings as hard as the possibly can and misses we yell "did he go blue?"

 

[louconn]

when i see a dude in some tight ass sofball pants or shorts i say "dang, he got dumps like a truck".

 

[FLEET]

it's okay. i'm a member on softball fans.

 

[Joe Daddy]

Buddy and I sub on a team over the weekend. Buddy gets a chance to swing someones Demarini Flipper and falls in love with it. Starts saying he's gotta get one. I start singing (horribly) and get half the team humming or singing along...

I'm n luv wit a Flipper
She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'