funny softball sayings

[B-REAL09]

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I'm n luv wit a Flipper
She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'

This was the goodz

 

[mlpower]

Southern GA Mayhem has a lady that cheers for them....
She says with 2 outs "2 dead, 1 scared" Somehow she can make dead and scared rhyme.

She was cool, every team that played against them couldnt stand her, but we loved watching and listening to her sayings.

 

[B-REAL09]

hear this one B4 .................... I should change my name to john deere cuz I go yard.

 

[thomas_z71]

"See ball hit ball" heard it here..pretty catchy.

 

[humbeeee]

it's okay. i'm a member on softball fans.

hahahaha yes!

 

[humbeeee]

we have one similar fleet - "This guys on Cincysoftball!"

 

[luv4yamama]

I play 3rd when a batter is up I yell here kitty,kitty,kitty.....

 

[ryanclink]

When the guys on my team are looking at eachothers ladies and talking **** I say "you can't play ball with a hardon"... the cup gets in the way.

 

[tippin20s]

Get off your knees Blue! You're blowing the game!

 

[Iknight1]

Boooowoooop

 

[B-radical]

Some awesome ones in here.

I play 3rd and like calling out "Hey, I heard this guy bunts a lot"

Always brings out that monster "swing that doesn't connect" lol

 

[tap2284]

Buddy of mine hits a bomb, looks at the pitcher and says "Just how your girlfriend likes it; Long, Hard, and Deep." Not even the pitcher could stop laughing.

 

[bamaboy1626]

the level of lame ass if really high in here.

 

[Csmooth02]

Hit'em where they ain't! My dad use to say this one all the time when we played together.

 

[halter91]

heard a bunch of doushe bags from Jersey saying good peepers.

 

[DRock88]

I've seen better arms on a porch. I've seen better swings on a chair. That guy couldn't hit himself out of a concrete tent. (When a guy's real slow) - Hey, drop that feather off your back when you're running.

Those are justafew of my favor ritz.

 

[B-REAL09]

What does it mean when I get a hit and am running the bases and everyone is telling me to drop that trailer ?

 

[DRock88]

I thought they said drop that feather

 

[Huggies]

"thats that Louisiana ball---- bayouuuuuu" i hate this one but i hear it a lot.

Up in MN we say it a little different.
For example;
I hit a ball over a guys head, I will shout "IS THAT A LAKE OUT THERE? NOPE! THAT'S A BAYOU!!!" As I round first and more than likely get thrown out at 2nd.

 

[Donger73]

When someone makes a throw from the OF and it is way late....."I've seen better arms on a snake"

Being left handed I am tired of getting into the box mid-game and still hearing "LEFTY!!!" and everyone automatically shifts 30ft....IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!

 

[anywhere23]

Give him a step ...in case he makes contact"
Ok ,i never heard that.i actually just made it up.

 

[scrub]

"Good pop....hits it everywhere"

 

[BrandoMartino23]

Some guy told me he wanted to mount me from behind and plant his seed in my belly.

 

[Begs]

When an outfielder takes a bad line on a fly ball or a line drive 'Nice route Magellan'

 

[louconn]

"your mom digs the long ball"

 

[rhound50]

One of the local big boys who comes up and crushes a ball probably close to 400 feet and a moonshot. Of the outfielder yells "You got room" as the ball lands 100 feet over the fence.

 

[humbeeee]

When an outfielder takes a bad line on a fly ball or a line drive 'Nice route Magellan'

Heard this once!!! Hahahaha couldn't stop laughing.

 

[BrianWitty]

Some guy told me he wanted to mount me from behind and plant his seed in my belly.

Prison league?

 

[JesusFreak]

SS miss's a hard line drive off the tip of glove.. "awww he just got bit"

or

Get a whinny team on the other side. and look at the crowd and say

Have you ever heard a bunch of grown men whine so much about a womans sport"

 

[BrandoMartino23]

Prison league?

California Penal League...