How would you handle this?

[vtw8lftr]

Found out my wife is cheating... played in a doggie style tourney and was pitching... after getting my balls beat for a few innings I decided to turn the game around... that's when I discovered my wife was using a shaved Fachina... the pink one which is hot out of the wrapper... why would she do such a thing... thinking about shaving my stick to beat her with. I am distraught and thought a thread on SBF would make the world a safer place as well as cure the AIDZ...

 

[Devil Dog]

fail, thread, 1 each

 

[DSNuts48]

Found out my wife is cheating... played in a doggie style tourney and was pitching... after getting my balls beat for a few innings I decided to turn the game around... that's when I discovered my wife was using a shaved Fachina... the pink one which is hot out of the wrapper... why would she do such a thing... thinking about shaving my stick to beat her with. I am distraught and thought a thread on SBF would make the world a safer place as well as cure the AIDZ...

The first thing I would do is post provocative pictures of your wife in this thread for us to pass judgment.

 

[jrock2033]

The first thing I would do is post provocative pictures of your wife in this thread for us to pass judgment.

x2... pics or it didnt happen

 

[cdamron13]

obagain will be here soon to ask you how you feel using a cheater stick....

 

[AveregeJay]

Oh wow, this is a failure to launch.

 

[dloc13]

shaved fachina's are sick....are you going to put on nail polish to preserve the tramp "stamp"? does she have a rattle too?

 

[scuderia]

http://www.youtube.com/user/Fachina

 

[bearski]

here for the pictures

 

[free_agent24]

i smelled fail and had to enter.

 

[WarningTrackHR]

OP's been here way too long to post this is the wrong section, this level of fail is Lounge only.

 

[wink]

Are you sure it wasn't you cheating on her with another SBF memebr?

 

[illete]

 

[B-REAL09]

OP's been here way too long to post this is the wrong section, this level of fail is Lounge only.

X2 here, back to the lounge please.

 

[vtw8lftr]

X2 here, back to the lounge please.

But this thread is strictly about soft ballz... where did I go wrong? Please help out a long standing SBFailure... is it because I didn't hit middle in co-ed rec???

 

[synergy40]

not sure if i wanna see pics, hello lounge

 

[jp24]

i smelled fail and had to enter.

Really? I smell tuna...

 

[fishbone61]

in before the lounge move

 

[O-Prime]

Really? I smell tuna...

 

[vtw8lftr]

Really? I smell tuna...

The fur is a scent blocker...

 

[BIGDOG44]

Can we see pic of this shaved pink fachina you speak of?