My mother makes hand made all natural products and one of the products is called dragon balm which is like a hotter all natural version of tiger balm and anyone thats ever used tiger balm knows its to be kept away from the eyes, the junk and so on.
Were at a tournament and Im sore as a mofo, so I put a bunch of dragon balm on my shoulder and forearm before I went out to the field. A few plays later a gust of wind picks up and blows dust in my face so naturally I rub my eyes...... yah..... bright move. Right away it feels like someone poured vinegar in my eyes and im in pain. Of course this happens and before I can call time my pitcher throws a pitch, it goes to SS and the SS guns one at me which I can barely see, it goes off my glove and right into my collar bone.
So... there I am a blind broken mess, I see the guy go home from 2nd and I hail mary a throw to what I thought was home, our girl makes a nice catch and it ends the inning lol with no harm done.