Milford ASA - Hypno-retoads

[Joker]

the **** you will, i haven't had a chance to kill one yet

 

[trip]

ssf left a bad tripadvisor review for the koa because they didn't have benches in the showr

 

[trip]

you won't kill **** mother****er

 

[Joker]

cody spooned with toad

 

[trip]

dan will waltz in here and snipe 3001

 

[trip]

mother****ing jessy. hit my goddamn car.

 

[Joker]

foster left a positive review of american airlines

 

[trip]

jimmy is passed out right now outside the cal-neva casino

 

[trip]

if foster listened and left earlier it wouldn't have been a problem

 

[Joker]

pete's bad at softball

 

[trip]

battletoad: you better make this ****ing putter
dan: what the **** are you going to do if i don't?

 

[trip]

pete is basically a softball version of joey cora's offense

 

[trip]

i'm almost 1/5 the way to joker's post count

 

[Joker]

trip's shorts are homo***ual

 

[p17]

i've come a long way since patrolling cf and batting leadoff for a utrip c team that went to worlds

 

[trip]

i'd have you beat if lounge posts counted

 

[trip]

pete has green oakleys

 

[trip]

pete sucks at sniping

 

[Joker]

i'm sad we didn't get to see dan barrelroll out of the golf cart

 

[trip]

and tomahawking. he's worse than greg

 

[Joker]

no you wouldn't

 

[trip]

yeah wtf. all we got to see is retoad slice balls 8 fairways over when all we needed was something in play

 

[p17]

dan made a triple breaker, 25 feet downhill the whole way and still hasn't stopped talking aboot it

 

[Joker]

stfu toad

 

[trip]

the **** i wouldn't mother****er.

you won't get 3001 either

 

[p17]

**** you andrew

 

[Joker]

so damn close

 

[trip]

jimmy is a *****