Anyone swinging a bat based on looks over performance or even cares about the paint scheme most likely takes it in the brown hole.
no offense, but if you believe ANY of these bats will be better than what's currently out there, you're equally 'silly'
first and foremost should be the way the bat feels, and therefore how well YOU swing it. that's the only performance difference you will see, if the batter swings it better.
after that, we might as well base it on looks. since all manufacturers can easily surpass legal performance standards, and do so quite accurately, there really is no significant difference in performance of any top tier slopitch bat anymore.
with on field testing being popular, we almost can't even talk about break-in anymore either. but it's usually safe to say the hottest bat on the diamond is the one with the most hits on it. which is just one more reason NOT to purchase a new one, if this is all they have to offer(more of the same)
also, if somebody does happen to be gay, i don't see how that in any way whatsoever would be something to be ashamed of, or is at all insulting. you might as well say they drive an automatic, or prefer pepsi over coke, as those would be equally offensive to be called...