This hits really close to home as we had one who would roll the ball to me at pitcher because he was so tired from the same thing. Thanks, you're almost twenty years younger than me, but please will the wet ball just in from the outfield across the dirt to me because you're a lazy sack of crap.
I once put together a co-ed team, and to round out enough women, a friend pulled in a friend. We'll call her "Tina".
Tina shows up week 1, and I took one look at her and said "You're the catcher" Not an ounce of athleticism or desire to play in this big woman's body. If I pitched a ball, I would have to walk halfway to home to bend over and pick it up. Poor Tina could literally not throw it from home to the mound...and it did NOT improve over the course of the season. I was like 30, and would be exhausted after playing a game from all the back and forth.
Worst part, the check she gave me for league fees ****ing bounced.
Anyways, I always tuck a hand towel in the band of my shorts now for wiping wet/dirty balls so I can grip it to pitch now from that kind of ****. Surprised more guys don't do the same.