The Mets are so ****ing bad ...

[Raider29]

kids are asking Jesus why he made them so bad.

Jesus responds: Because the Wilpons are incompetent douchebags who will be sent to hell.

 

[STLCoach]

Ask Mattdawg and he'll tell you. Him and Granderson are boys.

 

[hbwb]

Mets beat the cards doe.