USMNT World Cup Champions

3XC

3XC

Big Truss
South Koreas group is Algeria, the high school Aaron Spector went to, and Slippery Rock.
 
SUITSS06

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Its very clear that the Mexican cartels rigged this, made FIFA an offer they couldnt refuse.
 
Marshenko

Marshenko

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Its in the top 10. Probably the best opening to an episode ever. I'd still easily put Boy Scouts N The Hood, Bart vs. Australia, You Only Move Twice, Last Train the Springfield, Duffless, and Marge vs the Monorail above it, at least, but that's neither here nor there.

Mono. D'oh.
 
3XC

3XC

Big Truss
Whichever Treehouse of Horror had Kang and Kodos as Clinton and Dole, that would be VII I believe. Go ahead, throw your vote away.
 
Marshenko

Marshenko

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Hah yeah. I believe it is VII. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others is one of the best lines in the history of television.
 
vlcmstnaz

vlcmstnaz

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So was the draw rigged? It looked like one of the dudes drawing countries (2nd or 3rd, don't remember) was looking for a specific ball half the time. Also, the officiator that was reading the country names would unroll the name out of sight of the camera every time. Just conspiracy theories. Brazil basically got a free pass to the second round, Fance and Argentina too. USA, England, and Australia got effed in the draw.
 
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hbwb

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Am a bit surprised 3 knows what this is. I blame it on his sticky divorce situation. Why else would he know about an obscure world cup?
 
SUITSS06

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you could look at it like the USA is getting some respect. Rather than saying we got fugged you could say Portugal (who barely qualified) got put in a death group with USA, Black Stars, Germany.
 
3XC

3XC

Big Truss
Brazil will win the World Cup, duh. I'm more interested in what Cinderella team makes the semis and gets jobbed hard and loses in PKs.
 
Peacock

Peacock

DBOTY 2011
The whole gig is rigged.
Although there is a realistic chance that Brazil might lose to Spain in the second round. Which will lead to unparalleled riots.
 
3XC

3XC

Big Truss
Brazil will win in Brazil, considering there were already quite a few riots because a broke ass nation full of impoverished people with a "socialist" government spent way more money than they could afford to host a month long soccer tournament, instead of oh, investing in hospitals and roads and schools and other unimportant things.

If Brazil is eliminated, yeah, it will be a total disaster for the nation and people of Brazil as a whole.
 
Peacock

Peacock

DBOTY 2011
They have already suffered the first casulaties.
Of course far fewer than for the WC2022, which is the biggest joke in sporting history, but here's a glimpse of Brazilian soccer...
 
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3XC

3XC

Big Truss
Qatar will be a better host nation than Russia. Except when one of the European players dies of heat stroke on the pitch.
 
SUITSS06

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DAMN, thats some wild ****. I just re watched the Vice on Celtic/Rangers when I got on a soccer youtube loop
 
Peacock

Peacock

DBOTY 2011
3XC said:
Russia is a kleptocracy, lets see what a fiasco the Winter Olympics will be first. Oh sorry, it appears the medals were stolen, here's a live mink instead.
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Which is probably worth more than some of the recent "gold" medals that those skimpy mother****ers at the IOC were handing out.
 
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