What to do with a Broke Ultra?

[Nitrosnif]

Give me some ideas on what to do with a broke Miken Ultra special edition. Older friend of mine gave it to me and we broke it around 100 swings. It has a huge crack right now but am planning on finishing it off soon and was wondering what you can do with it. Before anyone says it I am not sticking it in any of mine or any of my family members orfices (sp) Thanks

 

[Chris_R]

If it snaps at the taper like my Freak did you can use the barrel half as an arrow holder.......if you're into archery at all. Other than that....i got nothing

 

[gatightlines]

Put it in a shadow box and hang it in your throphy room to show everyone how much of a beast you are!!!

 

[bbomber4]

Pop the end cap, fill it with lead shot. Make a great swing weight.

 

[dinoriggin]

you could use the handle to attach a ball to...use it to break in gloves/bats... or another idea...a guy i used to work with used to take handles from his broken tools (like screwdrivers) and tap threads into them to make them into car shifters or handles for misc stuff...

 

[Stros121]

if you have 4 inches of the end cap left you could make a pin holder for your desk.

 

[Nitrosnif]

Only one jackass and he is from my own state. Thanks to the rest of you. Good ideas.

 

[rightsideswine]

glue that **** back together and swing it in co-rec

 

[gatightlines]

Only one jackass and he is from my own state. Thanks to the rest of you. Good ideas.

That was not meant to be a smartass remark. I was being serious. It is not like you can return it. The tap the handle with threads is a cool idea if you have a kegerator that would make a great beer tap handle.

 

[Hebrew Hacker]

Just sell it on ebay.

 

[Joker]

shove it up a strangers orifice

 

[pnpxtreme]

shove it up a strangers orifice

this is the answer...

 

[guzzler2209]

We broke an Ultra II a few years ago in BP before a tournament. We ended up cutting off the last 7 inches or so of the barrel and did tequila shooters out of the endcap during the tournament. (End cap was concave, pretty sure it was and ultra II)

 

[BoxerGT2.5]

Bong, Fleshlight, epoxy it back together and paint it a Worth Wicked?

 

[Nitrosnif]

"Pop the end cap, fill it with lead shot. Make a great swing weight." Anyone ever done that? Sounds like it might be the winner