You know your in trouble when......

[sttaw]

The guy you picked up for the tournament.......

1. Says I can play anywhere.
2. Shows up without a bat.
3. Shows up with an Easton Hammer.
4. Asks if there are any courtesy fouls
5. Pulls out some junk softballs and offers them for game balls.
6. Asks which bat is a good one.
7.
8.

What else.....;o)

 

[AveregeJay]

5. he's wearing birkenstocks

 

[ddoubler]

The guy you picked up for the tournament.......

1. Says I can play anywhere.
2. Shows up without a bat.
3. Shows up with an Easton Hammer.
4. Asks if there are any courtesy fouls
5. Pulls out some junk softballs and offers them for game balls.
6. Asks which bat is a good one.
7.
8.

What else.....;o)

Says "I usually bat 3-4 hole on my league team."

 

[ichiromoco]

The guy you picked up for the tournament.......

1. Says I can play anywhere.
2. Shows up without a bat.
3. Shows up with an Easton Hammer.
4. Asks if there are any courtesy fouls
5. Pulls out some junk softballs and offers them for game balls.
6. Asks which bat is a good one.
7.
8.

What else.....;o)

Is nicknamed Country

 

[AveregeJay]

torso could just be a spare base

 

[turner033]

Cut off Shorts with a t-shirt that says 1995 CO-ED rec champions.

 

[bamaboy1626]

shows up wearing eye black

 

[AveregeJay]

shows up not wearing eye black

 

[swingnmiss]

He says he plays on the same team as AverageGay.

 

[AveregeJay]

They brag about breaking a bat last night like it's something exciting

 

[ChillyBaller]

wearing spandex and a larger than normal nut cup

 

[quick23]

Shows up in with wrists taped, wristbands up to elbows, towel hanging out the back to back of his knee, and new Elite pants with the creases still in them from being packaged...

 

[Agt.Stepps]

Is nicknamed Country

Can't quit its like crack for you.

 

[TonyB]

But I really can play anywhere

 

[single wally]

wearing skinny sweatpants

 

[pirates33]

Dresses like a walking billboard for Under Armour

 

[OTech]

Is OTech on SBF.

 

[ninerempire25]

asks for a courtesy runner

 

[AveregeJay]

they are wearing white laces with black shoes

 

[AreJay]

Shows up without a glove asking to borrow one

 

[pirates33]

Asks if golf shoes are ok to use

 

[AveregeJay]

smokes tobacco in a pipe

 

[KDEflyers]

What's the HR limit?

 

[swingnmiss]

Still drunk from the night before and walks out to his position with a cigarette hanging out his mouth, and bends over to tie his shoe laces just as the first pitch is being thrown.

 

[AveregeJay]

He's got an avy with a chick who may be a 5 tops

 

[rkjunior]

wears a helmet to bat in a slowpitch game.. (i can't believe this hadn't bene said yet)

 

[ahgofish]

-is wearing jeans
-is wearing a wife beater
- is using garden gloves for batting gloves because they are "grippy" (it's in quotes for a reason!)

 

[dttruax]

Is wearing "gold" (but really bright yellow) pants....

 

[Adamal24]

shows up with no arms or legs. or a head. no head.

well done sir.

 

[ball go far]

we have an older guy that can be found at our fields any given night "looking to pick up with a team"

teal wife beater, black tight knee high baseball pants, wristbands...you know that guy. we call him uncle rico. he is actually a decent player but nobody likes him...dunno why