those flower shorts are my golfing shorts. if they were hipster shorts they'd have the old school oakley logo across the ass or they'd be full on spandex
bull****. i'll take a picture of those goddamn things. there's holes where pre weathered jeans wouldn't think of putting. there's still a chew can ring from like 8 years ago
Dan bought my beer at Dave and Busters. It was right after Pete said "Trip has a tab going, get whatever you want, I am" Then he pounded like 3 shots and ran to play that guitar hero
i needed new shorts cause i was tired of wrapping a belt around mine and them bunching up all the time. now i'm comfortably back in 34's with room to spare. i tried on 32's but they were a little tight around my glutes