Goff Thread

[Country469]

Its just league bro, keep calm and blast middle


of the cup

 

[hedge]

I’m gonna pecker slap the guys I play. I’m prolly gonna take an edible

 

[Country469]

Play if with confidence there man

I'm going back to trolling morris and joel till I leave

 

[jobondur]

played league tuesday against husband and wife team. she could drive 200 yards and straight as an arrow AND we were playing shambles. they had a par 5 where they were hitting their second shot from 150 out. rest of her game was mediocre and we beat em by 2 holes. think that marriage was on the downswing cause she was POd at the dude for not being serious enough....

 

[jobondur]

she mighta been your dream woman country....

 

[Country469]

Ha.

330 saturday sig at west neck I got free greens fee if you want it

 

[hedge]

Idk my tee time for Sunday yet. They usually don’t post them until Saturday night for tournaments.

 

[Country469]

yeah dont need any bamboolzing imo

8:06 Sat
3:30 Sat
9:56 Sun
Off monday
12:30 tuesday
stretch wed
stretch thurs
par 3 for my bday with my bil friday
then I have see my wife again

 

[jobondur]

@Country469 pm me your number. i have the in-laws in town so not sure if I'll be able to swing it but it's possible.

 

[jobondur]

so you playing signature, nansemond, and where else?

 

[Country469]

Kempsville greens? it was the only place left we could work in and play 36 in a day for reasonable price.


the sig had to be after 1 pm and we dropped the ball on getting an early tee time

Warm up round lol

 

[jobondur]

gotcha. last time i played there i lost my 6 iron. it's a low-medium end track. definitely not my first choice but you'll have fun.

 

[Joker]

also league night tonight, gonna be hot, not gonna take an edible

 

[hedge]

The temps this summer have been very mild. I’m all for it

 

[Country469]

nice round josh

I can't do body high. I like a nice mellow 50/50 I/S cartridge for the course. Just take the edge off.

And here and there a newport

 

[hedge]

I shot real bad last night. I’ll upload for the lulz

 

[Country469]

yeah I was just like damn hedge getting off EARLY

 

[hedge]

I was swinging out of my boots

 

[Country469]

I wear golf shoes, cliche I know

 

[hedge]

True

 

[Country469]

Possibly going to top golf tonight. Possibly refusing to pay $55/hour to hit range balls that get tracked. Not sure yet.

 

[hedge]

Just go and get drunk

 

[Country469]

nah homes, we got an 8:06 tom then a 3:30.

I need to be on my game.


I would buy a bottle of cheap vodka for these ****s im playing against.

 

[hedge]

Oh. Then get high and hit stingers

 

[Country469]

yeah I got some dabs, a fresh pen cart, and then a Q of flower to roll up.

Im hoping you get about 17 notifications all day long tom

 

[hedge]

I usually turn them off after the first couple roll in

 

[Country469]

I set up a dorky little 3 day tour ***ulative thing for us.

I'l probs finish last

 

[hedge]

That’s fine

 

[Country469]

Im trying to talk these idiots into playing here instead of leaving at 1:00. For what an hour at top golf costs, we can play 18 here, get in later after rush hour, and not waste a jazillion doll hairs. We wont do this tho

 

[hedge]

Just go with the flow and do whatevs