MLB regular season thread

[ntz]

you mean this game

 

[MormonBaller]

Oh you have a Tv in your office and work at ESPN? Thats bizarre.

 

[3XC]

Yeah sitting around watching TV is frowned upon here, as evidenced by the lack of TVs and lounge areas to watch said TVs.

 

[3XC]

Mid day weekday pro sports makes no sense. Lets limit our audience.

 

[ntz]

it's possible to do more than one thing at work. see posting on sbf and working

 

[MormonBaller]

typically I spend the time at my job looking for a new one

 

[ntz]

I'm with that

 

[MormonBaller]

Next interview Ill ask what is their stance on TV's in the office when it comes time for me to ask questions

 

[ntz]

David price is wearing Jordan iv spikes

 

[MormonBaller]

David Price is the blackest white guy I know

 

[MormonBaller]

Without knowing this picture is of McCutchen and his dad this photo could pass that it was taken in any year in the past 125 years

 

[3XC]

6-5 O's, exciting game. Lots of offense. AL East baseball.

 

[mcm21078]

3XC is surprised/angry that teams have opening day in the afternoon? Am I reading this right?

 

[DRock88]

Big, big day for the middle of that O's order. I'm legitimately shocked at their start to 2016.

 

[3XC]

Opening day was last week.

Chris Davis is a goddamn horse.

 

[Primo]

Puig's looked good....yes?

i have 2 dodger fan facebook friends

 

[Marshenko]

I wanna go back to the old days where everybody worked 6am-8pm and baseball games started at 11:15pm.

- Joel

 

[Primo]

them ***** teams and their "speicalty middle ***** relievers"...back in my day you threw 9 goddamn innings because we didn't need no special bs to get guys out late in games....you either threw 9 goddamn innings or you just found another goddamn position

 

[MormonBaller]

can davis hit a curve yet? I bet kimbrel threw him a fastball

 

[Primo]

chris davis is adam dunn

 

[DRock88]

That's pretty spot on. Chris Davis is Adam Dunn on PEDs.

 

[DRock88]

3XC may have a panic attack when he reads those 2 posts.

 

[Primo]

let's hope so...that was kind of the point

 

[Marshenko]

Bible thumpers don't take steroids, because Jesus.

Aside from every ultra-Catholic latino ballplayer ever caught.

And Chris Davis.

 

[mcm21078]

can davis hit a curve yet? I bet kimbrel threw him a fastball

Kimbrel couldn't find the plate (walked 2 guys already) and fell behind Davis.

It was 97mph, but right down the middle. It was a bomb.

 

[hedge]

Twins are terrible.

 

[hedge]

Does anyone know how twins fans are taught to count?

 

[Primo]

Two at a time?

 

[hedge]

0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6

 

[3XC]

I bathe in your tears. 6-0, lick my balls, plus Adam Jones isn't even playing, the lineup will only be that much better, and its already ****ing terrifying.

I guess you can rely on a .240 hitting shortstop coming through the order 4 times. Pitch to Hardy, walk everyone else. Wieters kinda sucks too, I guess, but he'll hit 20 sneaky wall scrapers this year.