What would happen if i got my OG Miken Ultra Maxload Shaved???

Mordo613

Starting Player
**Warning! NEVER USE SHAVED BATS IN GAMES ONLY IN SAFE ENVIORMENTS**

Would it make the ball fly even farther??
Is that even possible?

Now imagine this:
Denny Crine swinging a shaved OG Ultra Maxload using Ultimate evil balls...

id pay to watch that BP.
 

stork

Rocky Mountain Oyster aka DirtDog
Now, what if you hit HR derby balls with it? That would be really cool. And if you had a strong tailwind? I mean, the possibilities are endless.

Hooray softball!
 

Mordo613

Starting Player
Now, what if you hit HR derby balls with it? That would be really cool. And if you had a strong tailwind? I mean, the possibilities are endless.

Hooray softball!

#softballfantasies.

600 foot bombs?
These things keep me up at night!

Should i do it???
that would be CRAY
 

stork

Rocky Mountain Oyster aka DirtDog
Find a hurricane and do some bp. Video tape the results and post it up.
 

teamriot38

UNKNOWNachilles
You would probably dream of a 600' Homerun, and end up lining one into a pitchers skull.
Kill the guy.
End up in jail.
You're butthole would go from * to 0.
 

stork

Rocky Mountain Oyster aka DirtDog
I still want to see someone do bp in a hurricane. Someone make it happen.
 

deafie

Active Member
I still want to see someone do bp in a hurricane. Someone make it happen.

Did that once. Not a hurricane but some kind of storm in Colorado Springs.

Was fun. 80-100 mph winds. balls hit to RF was landing into LF. I was catching balls to my left standing directly to the fence. Pop ups went for a homerun out of the field behind us. Was crazy. 15 minutes of that, we gave in after the rain hit.
 

stork

Rocky Mountain Oyster aka DirtDog
Did that once. Not a hurricane but some kind of storm in Colorado Springs.

Was fun. 80-100 mph winds. balls hit to RF was landing into LF. I was catching balls to my left standing directly to the fence. Pop ups went for a homerun out of the field behind us. Was crazy. 15 minutes of that, we gave in after the rain hit.


I am guessing playing in the eye of a hurricane would be kinda surreal. Could you get a whole game in if it was large enough? I don't know these things. Maybe I should start a thread to find out.
 
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