Wish me luck, Wife says she got me a softball related Christmas present!!!

[Lord7]

Im opening tonight and will report back. She never gets me softball stuff, so Im kind of nervous!

 

[whogotz]

prediction - she heard you say they call you hammer. walking around walmart she sees a bat that says hammer on it. enjoy your new easton buddy

 

[lx_2nv]

LOL - I was in Target last week and saw a Hammer, I almost took a pic for you L7!

 

[etnstudios]

if it's a hammer it's just so perfect. at least she supports your habit

 

[Lord7]

prediction - she heard you say they call you hammer. walking around walmart she sees a bat that says hammer on it. enjoy your new easton buddy

Id have been better off using a hammer in that E tournament...

 

[whogotz]

Id have been better off using a hammer in that E tournament...

humility? online? did they do more than just surgery on your hand?

 

[saint]

she had me pick you out something good.

 

[stork]

Probably a new helmet.

 

[rhound50]

She PMed me the other day, I suggested this

http://forums.softballfans.com/showthread.php?t=790375

 

[Waggs]

Hopefully she bakes you a humble pie.

 

[Kaji]

I'm still not believing that you are married.

 

[sleepin4matty]

I'm still not believing that you are married.

his husband could be a very nice guy:thumb:

 

[superfonzie]

maybe some of these ….???

Im opening tonight and will report back. She never gets me softball stuff, so Im kind of nervous!

Super

 

[etnstudios]

I would rock these

 

[FAT JESUS]

Lifetime membership to Dog Fart?

 

[ABLXTRA]

if it's a hammer it's just so perfect. at least she supports your habit

she supports you alright!!!!!! this is what she got you.

 

[Madbeers]

prediction - she heard you say they call you hammer. walking around walmart she sees a bat that says hammer on it. enjoy your new easton buddy

This was my first thought.

Probably a new helmet.

Do they mak a size big enough for his head?

 

[TeamPlayer25]

maybe she bought you a good swing.

 

[MidTennCoEd]

She just bought you some Easton Redline molded cleats and a helmet with a plastic face shield. GL.

 

[etnstudios]

Well what was it?

 

[Cavett2ea]

Bet you its something from here! http://www.poopsenders.com/ ainkiller:

 

[Combat28Mech]

my guess......signed divorce papers

 

[B-REAL09]

my guess......signed divorce papers

^^^^^^^^^^ this is the goodz

 

[smokeum99ta]

my guess......signed divorce papers

^^^^ if I was so lucky lol.

 

[JeremyStark]

This has NEVER ended well in my house

 

[Lord7]

Well what was it?

Im sorry it took me so long to update. To be honest, Ive been very upset all day bc of my wife's goofy present. I came out of the shower and found this under my tree...


Closer inspection showed this...


I tried to not show how upset I was but seriously, its like she doesnt even know me. I quit playing ASA ball a month ago, what the heck am I going to do with stupid ASA bats??? Ive been with this woman over 5 years and she pulls this kind of trick??? Seriously we have children together and you dont know I dont play ASA ball??? Give me a break!!!
I pretended I liked the gift...


But soon as she went to the other room, I let my son know how I really felt...



She blew nearly half of my Christmas bonus on ASA softball bats. I cant even swing a bat for like 6 months bc of my surgery. Way to ruin Christmas! Ill get over it but I sure hope she knows how good she has it. I will forgive her with time I imagine

 

[stork]

Ok, that was a quality post. I will never admit to saying it though.

 

[kspec24]

Id be pissed off too if my wife bought me 30 bats for Christmas....

 

[out-cast]

Id be pissed off too if my wife bought me 30 bats for Christmas....

Especially with my own money!

 

[ringer83]

Aren't those mercy's for women?