Funniest team names

[exccsracer]

What are some of the funnier team names y'all have run across? It seems everyone is the Punishers, Assassins, Honey Badgers, etc.

Here's a few that made me chuckle:

99 Problems But A Pitch Ain't One
Pitches Be Crazy
My Couch Pulls Out But We Don't
Busted A$$ Ti##ies

 

[hedge]

Off in the shower
Off constantly
Kill yourself

 

[Ducksonthepond1]

Runnin with a chubby
midgets gettin digits
slappin pitches

 

[msw4indy]

Sons of Pitches
Dixon Hose

 

[FauxTH]

We played a team awhile back named Dixon Cider.

 

[wagon487]

back in the day, played against Fredrick Underwriters, the best part of the uniforms were the hats, just had F U on them

 

[rtrantham]

Scared Hitless is pretty good

 

[bigsmooth13]

We had a coed team in our league called Poles and Holes. It was a team with women dancers from a local strip club. We would always throw the ball around so the strippers could run and we could watch.

 

[jhsfive]

The Fighting Amish

 

[stork]

back in the day, played against Fredrick Underwriters, the best part of the uniforms were the hats, just had F U on them

We were the Fighting Underdogs. Used Florida hats I believe with FU back in the 90's.

 

[Mwallace5]

Multiple Scoregasms

 

[Dirt27]

De Pinga. And DP was on the hat and uniforms.

 

[gold_glove9]

Back alley strokers
Slap a pitch

 

[Madbeers]

midgets gettin digits

Best one by far.

 

[WISEGUY18]

Dixie Wrecked :hump:

 

[oilslick58]

9 ball players and Kevin

Nuts n bolts butt pirates pitchin aint easy

Abusement park

Lick_er cabinet

 

[ljm1187]

We played a teamed called "Swamp A's" they were decked out in oakland colors and hats, I thought it was pretty funny.

 

[Cali_4sb]

Pass The Bottle
Sick bat flip
The Beers!

 

[FLEET]

1-1 count with a courtesy splash in the crack of your mom's ass

 

[OldGuyTriples]

Used to play against a team called Camel Towing Company.

 

[TurboLumpy]

Back door Sliders

 

[Pete D]

Purple Helmets
Chicks and D***s
Midget Mafia

Played on a co-ed Volleyball team - the girls were all stacked = Nice Sets........

 

[country7]

Big boys beaver research..chicks loved it!

 

[finman222]

Chasing Tacos

 

[WarParty #6]

Splittin gaps
More beer than gear
Moose knuckle muffia
Chicks & Pricks
Wagon Burning Redskins
Slap A Hoe
Blown Up -this was funny cause all there pitcher did was cry when it happened
Licker box
Marks funky bunch

 

[csiewert33]

Once played on a team named the Stoners... And a majority of the guys ran thru second base...

 

[Hanovi]

Played against two I remember
Balls Deep
Young and hung

 

[krunchyfrogg]

Easton Fection (using this one this year)
Raging Homers
Sluggin and Chuggin
Sotally Tober
Ninja Please

 

[STLCoach]

Off in the shower
Off constantly
Kill yourself

I think if I saw a team at a world tournament with this name^^ I'd automatically think you're on it. On the bottom it would be signed like..


Kill yourself

- Hedge.

 

[Rojo Johnson]

We were Run Ruled for about 5 seasons