Goff Thread

[hrdchrgin13]

The homie bombed this old ladies house, she didn’t tell him to get lessons just yelled “hey you got my house”

no **** lady we heard the whack

 

[hrdchrgin13]

You’re pissed off? he just spent $1 on that ball at the club house

 

[ntz]

Chill homes

 

[hrdchrgin13]

Mind your surroundings golfmans

 

[ntz]

tell that bitch be cool

 

[nike33kjk]

Boy those are good rules...hit a condo, it's yours?

 

[ntz]

The world in the palm of your hand

 

[hrdchrgin13]

Everything is bad rn, the wheels are off the wagon, full meltdown mode

only club I’m hitting decent is my gap wedge, topping everything else

ima keel myselffffff

 

[etnstudios]

you must have hit a growth spurt

 

[Country469]

I got some new shoes and some new provs for christmas

 

[hrdchrgin13]

I need some arm extensions

 

[Country469]

I did leg extensions after squoots today.

 

[N LA Hacker]

I got a fitting at david toms academy. They are going to laugh me out of there.

 

[chile]

hit the mizuno 223 today. it's a keeper

 

[hrdchrgin13]

If you miss hit one just tell them you were trying a flip shot

 

[nam2212]

Yo hrd:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/seort/49...did=&affiliates_ad_id=567111&campaign_id=9383

 

[Joker]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/seort/155857236

cart bag for even less

 

[hrdchrgin13]

Dammit, ole lady gave me a Ping hoofer for Christmas

scale of 1-10 how pissed she would be if I returned it and bought the Vice

 

[nam2212]

3

 

[chile]

got a batcaddy X4r and some ZX7 irons. wife is not pissed....yet

 

[Joker]

2. I doubt she'd even know it was a different bag

 

[chile]

what's happened to your golf since the blip?

 

[nam2212]

Hrd, you order that Vice?

 

[hrdchrgin13]

I was playing a round of best ball with the homie’s son vs the homie and another guy. Son and other guy sucked

anyway, birdie shot from about 30yds out, “gotta go over the sand trap but land it way short on these rock hrd greens.” Homies son chips over but long, I said what I just posted to him

then I chpped that **** in, hell of a shot

 

[hrdchrgin13]

No @nam2212

 

[nam2212]

Watching the PGA TOC on Sunday it was fun to tell my wife I hit the 18th green in 2 when I was there every time they showed someone on the 18th. She was not amused.

 

[nam2212]

No @nam2212

I ordered a Ping Pioneer. It looks huge.

 

[hrdchrgin13]

I read a little article that said the epic speed sometimes produces lower spin than the max ls

what kind of **** is this

 

[Joker]

A bad article

 

[nam2212]

Were they talking about those Triple Diamond heads maybe?