Infield fly.
Can't be infield fly. The ball landed on the grass
Have a Sundrop riding on this...
Batter nubs a swinging bunt, catcher fields it, lobster it down to 1b and it gets away. Ball slowly rolls along the grass, before rolling out of play as the BR is 3/4 of the way to 2nd.
What base is he awarded?
Well, besides the fact it is impossible to have a "swinging bunt", it is always two bases from the runner's position at the time of the throw
And I'd bet another Sundrop you know exactly what that refers to. Even your crotchety ass knows it's a REAL common colloquialism in ballparks from coast to coast.
I just want to know how to lobster a ball
So you suggest we perpetuate ignorance through recognition? Yeah, that has really helped this world and the people in it.