Ok NCASAUmp
Lets just forget everything that I originally posted and go from here then.
Can someone show me how a 6' high pitch that lands 1" behind the plate ever be in the "strike zone"
This is really unbelievable. You might be the only guy on this website that would call that pitch a ball and there are some people with some faaarr out opinions on here.
I ask this next question in all seriousness, have you played ball recently? You mentioned you umpire a lot. I can't remember a player ever arguing that pitch either. Why would you? Despite your midget comparison, that pitch is very hittable.
Secondly, and maybe more importantly, have you been to any clinics in the last say ten years? I can't believe you went to an ASA clinic and argued this point and didn't get laughed at, especially if you argued it this hard.
Tell your friend to man up, buy his beer. Maybe you should buy the beer for him since you believe he got screwed by the laws of physics and a conspiracy involving every other softball player and umpire on this sight and maybe in the universe except whatever bizarro town you live in where people believe a legal pitch that lands where you describe is a ball.
Tell your friend there is no shame in admitting he thought it was going to hit the plate and got fooled when it landed past the plate. Did the umpire do the Michael Jackson moonwalk when he rang him up? He should have after the "Death stare"