2013 opening day baby!

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Bro Mo

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I am sitting here now listening to FEAR FACTORY and GORE GUTZ planning it all right now! We will ONLY have the new bats in utrip, so there is no way to cheat, right? Plus it will make the game so much safer, right? WELL IT'S ON YOU LITTLE CRAFTY LITTLE PITCHER BISHES! I'M ALREADY PRACTICING NONSTOP TO BLAST THE F'ING MIDDLE! AND PRACTICING, AND PRACTICING, AND PRACTICING MORE! IF I NAIL YOU IN THE FOREHEAD, WTF IS THE PROBLEM? IS MY BAT SHAVED? DOH! THINK ABOUT IT DISSUADE, NEW BATS, YOU CAN'T HAVE CHEATER STICKS ANYMORE!!!! SO I WILL BLOW ALL YOU LITTLE SIDDHARTHA PITCHERS THE F UP! THE ONLY RULE CHANGE FOR 2013 WAS THE BATS! I'M TRAINING THE REST OF MY TEAM NOW SO THE FIRST GAME IN 2013 THE FIRST 8 BATTERS WILL FRIGGIN NAIL THE PITCHER UNTIL HE'S ****EYED! THE GOOD NEWS IS, HE WILL BE HIT SO HARD WE WILL ALL GET ON BASE! THE BAD NEWS IS, HOW MANY OF YOU LITTLE BISHES ARE GOING TO SAY I WAS THE FIRST TO ALTER THE NEW BATS, OR BETTER YET WE NEED A PLASTIC BUBBLE DOME AROUND ALL INFIELDERS NOW? No worries, I know half will say they will "snap it off", BUT JUST WATCH! JUST YOU WATCH! I AM STARTING AN ENTIRE ORGANIZED GANG AROUND THE U.S. TO SHOOT MIDDLE IN 2013! Why would I do this? TO SHOW I CAN STILL MASH A FUGGIN TRASH TALKING PITCHER! THESE BATS WILL BE LEGAL, SO GFYO, HAND, EAD, TTYL8R! YUMMY!
 
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Bro Mo

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Woop Woop! What, u never had a bad day at work and wanted to take it out on a pitcher? Hee hee hee
 
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Bro Mo

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Really, say I blast a pitcher in the forehead in a D tourney in 2013, are people gonna accuse me of a shaved bat? Lmk! WOOP WOOP!
 
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Bombdropper10 said:
this is hilarious. illegal bats dont kill pitchers, ppl swinging legal bats kill pitchers!
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DUMMY NUMB NUTZ, do u even get the point? I can kill or hurt a pitcher WITH A STOCK BAT, GET IT? But I can't shoot middle now cause my bat gets taken away and found NOT altered. SO FOR THE RO-TARDs out there, just trying to say, Wtf are u going to claim when I break your pitchers EYESOCKET in 2013? That I'm on roids? Mmmmm, can't deny that, WOOP WOOP!
 
jp24

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I was going to take this thread serious before I saw OP is from Ohio. It all makes sense now....
 
jp24

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Drinking and driving is always gtg....hope you just wrap yourself around a pole and not some unsuspecting family....
 
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You need to calm down bro. Its softball, they're not coming to butt**** your grandpa.
 
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Obviously you have some serious anger issues that need to be dealt with! Ijs. Find someone else to blame besides opposing pitchers!
 
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Bro Mo said:
I am sitting here now listening to FEAR FACTORY and GORE GUTZ planning it all right now! We will ONLY have the new bats in utrip, so there is no way to cheat, right? Plus it will make the game so much safer, right? WELL IT'S ON YOU LITTLE CRAFTY LITTLE PITCHER BISHES! I'M ALREADY PRACTICING NONSTOP TO BLAST THE F'ING MIDDLE! AND PRACTICING, AND PRACTICING, AND PRACTICING MORE! IF I NAIL YOU IN THE FOREHEAD, WTF IS THE PROBLEM? IS MY BAT SHAVED? DOH! THINK ABOUT IT DISSUADE, NEW BATS, YOU CAN'T HAVE CHEATER STICKS ANYMORE!!!! SO I WILL BLOW ALL YOU LITTLE SIDDHARTHA PITCHERS THE F UP! THE ONLY RULE CHANGE FOR 2013 WAS THE BATS! I'M TRAINING THE REST OF MY TEAM NOW SO THE FIRST GAME IN 2013 THE FIRST 8 BATTERS WILL FRIGGIN NAIL THE PITCHER UNTIL HE'S ****EYED! THE GOOD NEWS IS, HE WILL BE HIT SO HARD WE WILL ALL GET ON BASE! THE BAD NEWS IS, HOW MANY OF YOU LITTLE BISHES ARE GOING TO SAY I WAS THE FIRST TO ALTER THE NEW BATS, OR BETTER YET WE NEED A PLASTIC BUBBLE DOME AROUND ALL INFIELDERS NOW? No worries, I know half will say they will "snap it off", BUT JUST WATCH! JUST YOU WATCH! I AM STARTING AN ENTIRE ORGANIZED GANG AROUND THE U.S. TO SHOOT MIDDLE IN 2013! Why would I do this? TO SHOW I CAN STILL MASH A FUGGIN TRASH TALKING PITCHER! THESE BATS WILL BE LEGAL, SO GFYO, HAND, EAD, TTYL8R! YUMMY!
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Bro Mo said:
I am sitting here now listening to FEAR FACTORY and GORE GUTZ planning it all right now! We will ONLY have the new bats in utrip, so there is no way to cheat, right? Plus it will make the game so much safer, right? WELL IT'S ON YOU LITTLE CRAFTY LITTLE PITCHER BISHES! I'M ALREADY PRACTICING NONSTOP TO BLAST THE F'ING MIDDLE! AND PRACTICING, AND PRACTICING, AND PRACTICING MORE! IF I NAIL YOU IN THE FOREHEAD, WTF IS THE PROBLEM? IS MY BAT SHAVED? DOH! THINK ABOUT IT DISSUADE, NEW BATS, YOU CAN'T HAVE CHEATER STICKS ANYMORE!!!! SO I WILL BLOW ALL YOU LITTLE SIDDHARTHA PITCHERS THE F UP! THE ONLY RULE CHANGE FOR 2013 WAS THE BATS! I'M TRAINING THE REST OF MY TEAM NOW SO THE FIRST GAME IN 2013 THE FIRST 8 BATTERS WILL FRIGGIN NAIL THE PITCHER UNTIL HE'S ****EYED! THE GOOD NEWS IS, HE WILL BE HIT SO HARD WE WILL ALL GET ON BASE! THE BAD NEWS IS, HOW MANY OF YOU LITTLE BISHES ARE GOING TO SAY I WAS THE FIRST TO ALTER THE NEW BATS, OR BETTER YET WE NEED A PLASTIC BUBBLE DOME AROUND ALL INFIELDERS NOW? No worries, I know half will say they will "snap it off", BUT JUST WATCH! JUST YOU WATCH! I AM STARTING AN ENTIRE ORGANIZED GANG AROUND THE U.S. TO SHOOT MIDDLE IN 2013! Why would I do this? TO SHOW I CAN STILL MASH A FUGGIN TRASH TALKING PITCHER! THESE BATS WILL BE LEGAL, SO GFYO, HAND, EAD, TTYL8R! YUMMY!
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WTF did you say? Can I have short English version.
 
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