I am sitting here now listening to FEAR FACTORY and GORE GUTZ planning it all right now! We will ONLY have the new bats in utrip, so there is no way to cheat, right? Plus it will make the game so much safer, right? WELL IT'S ON YOU LITTLE CRAFTY LITTLE PITCHER BISHES! I'M ALREADY PRACTICING NONSTOP TO BLAST THE F'ING MIDDLE! AND PRACTICING, AND PRACTICING, AND PRACTICING MORE! IF I NAIL YOU IN THE FOREHEAD, WTF IS THE PROBLEM? IS MY BAT SHAVED? DOH! THINK ABOUT IT DISSUADE, NEW BATS, YOU CAN'T HAVE CHEATER STICKS ANYMORE!!!! SO I WILL BLOW ALL YOU LITTLE SIDDHARTHA PITCHERS THE F UP! THE ONLY RULE CHANGE FOR 2013 WAS THE BATS! I'M TRAINING THE REST OF MY TEAM NOW SO THE FIRST GAME IN 2013 THE FIRST 8 BATTERS WILL FRIGGIN NAIL THE PITCHER UNTIL HE'S ****EYED! THE GOOD NEWS IS, HE WILL BE HIT SO HARD WE WILL ALL GET ON BASE! THE BAD NEWS IS, HOW MANY OF YOU LITTLE BISHES ARE GOING TO SAY I WAS THE FIRST TO ALTER THE NEW BATS, OR BETTER YET WE NEED A PLASTIC BUBBLE DOME AROUND ALL INFIELDERS NOW? No worries, I know half will say they will "snap it off", BUT JUST WATCH! JUST YOU WATCH! I AM STARTING AN ENTIRE ORGANIZED GANG AROUND THE U.S. TO SHOOT MIDDLE IN 2013! Why would I do this? TO SHOW I CAN STILL MASH A FUGGIN TRASH TALKING PITCHER! THESE BATS WILL BE LEGAL, SO GFYO, HAND, EAD, TTYL8R! YUMMY!