bamaboy1626
You need my opinion!!!
you know you're in trouble when you're dropping this hot younger chic off that you met and banged last night and she says drop me off a few houses down so my dad doesn't see us, i'll call you after school tomorrow.
You know your in trouble when......
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kaerey
Addicted to Softballfans
LOL yeah. I'm your pitcher if you swing a new pretty Salvo and play SS!
23Snapper
Addicted to the Game...
Ferrari1
Addicted to Softballfans
when i guy grunts at all when he swings....your in trouble!!!
BIGPAPA33
ULTRA MEGA
Hey...I ask that.
BIGPAPA33
ULTRA MEGA
I do this too.
Donny p
rellim reeb
It works for you Bigpapa..
BIGPAPA33
ULTRA MEGA
I didn't know it was a warning sign to not pick me up? Thats why no one asks me to play...I thought it was because of my jean shorts.
Country35
Banned User
u like my sac noob?
Donny p
rellim reeb
Your shorts are allright, the pockets dont stick out the bottom yet. Maybe its the half shirt..
Dakota Deerwood
Addicted to Softballfans
"when did they come out with these composite bats?"... Never a good sign
CPhoenixM
Extra Hitter
...someone describes a pop-up as going 300 feet in the air.
Aarodynamics
3-4 hitter
-grunts "toooofffff" after every hit lol
-asks you to call him a different name than his real name
-doesnt want to sign the roster cuz he might get in trouble for playing down lol...
-asks you to call him a different name than his real name
-doesnt want to sign the roster cuz he might get in trouble for playing down lol...
The Crimedog
Best ASA Baterator
I've played in a tourney as someone else before. Not playing down, just not on their roster and they were short guys. Since I lived 3hrs away it's not like they'd be able to prove who I was, or wasn't.
Aarodynamics
3-4 hitter
oh i understand that....but not wanting to sign a roster at all cuz they are too good lol, league roster at that lol
BIGPAPA33
ULTRA MEGA
rlopezjr1977
King EUUUUPPPPP
1. Shows up asking if anyone has an extra glove?
JESUSFREAK702
Coach
How about this...
"HE" is on the other team... wearing Elite shorts, flat bill cap, full sub Elite shirt with tribals and massive tattoos on his leg to match. Totally looks the part. Swings a brand new Fulk with matching batting gloves. Talks trash, and absolutely SUCKS!!! He physically looked like he could ball too. It was hilarious.
He was pitching. Bottom 7 with 1 out and runner on 1st and they're up by one. I come up and he tells ump "put him on". I get mad and walk to 1st. Tell him he can have my t-shirt at the end of the season if it's that important. He tells me to F off. We score 1 and tie the game. He comes up next inning (I'm pitching). I tell him "I would walk you to prove a point, but you're an easy out"...he actually gets a bloop single which made him feel like HE MAN. They score 7. We score 3. We Now have runners on 1st and 2nd with me on deck. Guy on my team hits ball in gap. Runner on 2nd stops at 3rd to load bases. I come up and he throws pitches this time, but very short. 3rd pitch I hit out to tie the game. Next guy doubles, and guy after that hits a can of corn to LC (their best fielder) and he just drops it (possibly on purpose).
After reading this, I post at the risk of sounding like a tool, but story had to be told...
I KNOW...
COOL STORY BRAH!!!
"HE" is on the other team... wearing Elite shorts, flat bill cap, full sub Elite shirt with tribals and massive tattoos on his leg to match. Totally looks the part. Swings a brand new Fulk with matching batting gloves. Talks trash, and absolutely SUCKS!!! He physically looked like he could ball too. It was hilarious.
He was pitching. Bottom 7 with 1 out and runner on 1st and they're up by one. I come up and he tells ump "put him on". I get mad and walk to 1st. Tell him he can have my t-shirt at the end of the season if it's that important. He tells me to F off. We score 1 and tie the game. He comes up next inning (I'm pitching). I tell him "I would walk you to prove a point, but you're an easy out"...he actually gets a bloop single which made him feel like HE MAN. They score 7. We score 3. We Now have runners on 1st and 2nd with me on deck. Guy on my team hits ball in gap. Runner on 2nd stops at 3rd to load bases. I come up and he throws pitches this time, but very short. 3rd pitch I hit out to tie the game. Next guy doubles, and guy after that hits a can of corn to LC (their best fielder) and he just drops it (possibly on purpose).
After reading this, I post at the risk of sounding like a tool, but story had to be told...
I KNOW...
COOL STORY BRAH!!!
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Good Question Here
JESUSFREAK702
Coach
Because they were sick of his crap too!!! They picked him up because they were short.
22justin82
Addicted to Softballfans
Full matching uni with NO emblem or name on it.
Practice swing equals 1,000 times harder then his game swing.
Wants to play SS but can't get the ball back to the pitcher from home.
Practice swing equals 1,000 times harder then his game swing.
Wants to play SS but can't get the ball back to the pitcher from home.
thomas_z71
Addicted to Softballfans
Anyone need a player this weekend? I played in Little League! Made the All Stars one year...my dad was coach.
JLong14
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Chilli_Dipper
Las3rSh0w
A lot of good stuff in here finally a good thread