You know your in trouble when......

[OldManThreeNuts]

Says he usually plays rover.

 

[swingnmiss]

Is wearing "gold" (but really bright yellow) pants....

Hey!! That hurts.

 

[Swinging Bunt]

You get a phone call/text from your starting shortstop 10 minutes before game time saying he needs you to stall because he and said pick-up player are going to be late since the pick-up player had been pulled over for a DUI (of prescription drugs) and an expired license and if no one came to drive him home, he would be arrested. Dude was lucky he had that option.

 

[dcheezey]

Shows up In a IROC-Z.

 

[ball go far]

i was starter for my varsity team in 1997...














hasnt played since and shows up with his metal cleats

 

[GZ-JT]

If his post count on SBF is over 2K...

 

[jtolbert11]

If his post count on SBF is over 2K...

Has 38 bats!

 

[GZ-JT]

You missed the first line of the sig. If I only had 38 they would all fit in my truck.

 

[SacBunt]

If his mom drops him off at the fields...

 

[Rookie31]

he showes up wearing football cleats and has mechanics gloves for batting gloves

 

[SandyWH]

he puts his Z-Core in line with all the other bats then starts smack talking how composites suck.

 

[hatemail]

shows up and asks if he could borrow someones batting gloves.....

 

[thaynes]

wears a helmet to bat in a slowpitch game.. (i can't believe this hadn't bene said yet)

I was gonna get to it but im just now reading through, if its coed its good though...right

 

[DOM713]

What's the HR limit?

I used to ask this question all the time..... Then i would never hit any home runs.

 

[creative10]

is wearing shorts with those fn knee high soccer socks.

 

[Chilli_Dipper]

says his high school coach screwed him out of a full ride and makin the show

 

[Eroc13]

IK most won't go to this link, but there are pictures here that depict said "Softball Guy" with wristbands and gold shorts:

http://www.quickmeme.com/Softball-guy/popular/1/?upcoming

Such as this picture:

 

[DOM713]

says his high school coach screwed him out of a full ride and makin the show

He did though, Pujols got the contract that shoulda been mine.

 

[Chilli_Dipper]

IK most won't go to this link, but there are pictures here that depict said "Softball Guy" with wristbands and gold shorts:

http://www.quickmeme.com/Softball-guy/popular/1/?upcoming

Such as this picture:

classic!!!

 

[Eroc13]

classic!!!

Thought someone would appreciate it! Nice its someone else located in Michigan lol

 

[single wally]

IK most won't go to this link, but there are pictures here that depict said "Softball Guy" with wristbands and gold shorts:

http://www.quickmeme.com/Softball-guy/popular/1/?upcoming

Such as this picture:

And that's probably a rec game.

 

[joncon]

The guy you picked up for the tournament.......

Comes up from behind and starts rubbing your shoulders.

 

[alberts35]

suddenly has to mow the lawn/paint the house that afternoon if he isn't batting in the top 5

 

[Chilli_Dipper]

Thought someone would appreciate it! Nice its someone else located in Michigan lol

from southwest michigan actually haha

 

[Eroc13]

from southwest michigan actually haha

Haha nice. Just exactly how far Southwest?

 

[The Crimedog]

I used to ask this question all the time..... Then i would never hit any home runs.

I think I've done this.

 

[The Crimedog]

is wearing shorts with those fn knee high soccer socks.

Nate is not gonna like this.

 

[Chilli_Dipper]

Haha nice. Just exactly how far Southwest?

I live in grand rapids go to grand valley, but from marcellus, dowagiac area..you?

 

[Eroc13]

I'm from Gun Lake area, go to Kellogg CC. Just started playing up in GR this year.

 

[Chilli_Dipper]

I'm from Gun Lake area, go to Kellogg CC. Just started playing up in GR this year.

really? you play at rec then?